Poll: Surgery...

[Maet]

I had jaw enhancement surgery to make my chin more prominent when I was sixteen.

 

[crepesack]

had pins put into my elbow when i broke my arm, and when they took em out the doctor thought it would be a nice joke not to clean them and like showed me right when the anesthesia wore off for shock value.

 

[TMAN10112]

I've got so many ingrown toenails fixed that next week im going to have a surgery done that stops the nail from growing to the side anymore.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

You know what? Never mind, I don't think you want to know Evil Raven >_>;

You do not want to know.

nevermind Jump, nevermind. I got the message from the quote thing.

I am so sorry for that.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

After reading this thread, I feel incredibly lucky and healthy.......

 

[Jumplion]

You know what? Never mind, I don't think you want to know Evil Raven >_>;

You do not want to know.

nevermind Jump, nevermind. I got the message from the quote thing.

I am so sorry for that.

Damn, it doesn't edit those stuff out now? Should have figured, but yeah, let's keep it to ourselves >_>;

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

You know what? Never mind, I don't think you want to know Evil Raven >_>;

You do not want to know.

nevermind Jump, nevermind. I got the message from the quote thing.

I am so sorry for that.

Damn, it doesn't edit those stuff out now? Should have figured, but yeah, let's keep it to ourselves >_>;

Well I kinda keep forgetting to switch off that whole when I get quoted to send me a message. That's how I know. And yea.....let's do that.

I want to know Jumplion.

No.....no you don't.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Anyone else got interesting stories on why they had to get surgery? Or even if they had surgery?

 

[Noo_Noo]

Not interesting, really, but just the usual ingrowing toenail stuff, and stitching my split lip back together after it exploded upon contact with a fucking brick wall

 

[wewontdie11]

Yet another ingrowing toenail here. Got all horrible and infected and hurt like hell. Probably didn't help that two days after the operation I went out and played football. I did manage to score though even with a gamy foot.

 

[Cheesus333]

I had an operation when I was very very young, but obviously I don't remember it. Apparently I had too few blood platelets, which caused me to bruise incredibly easily, and I basically wouldn't heal any cuts. As a result, however, I still bruise like a peach, but it's a medical thing

 

[fulano]

Anyone else got interesting stories on why they had to get surgery? Or even if they had surgery?

I don't know if you'll find it interesting but I've had four for stuff that looked harmless enough that turned out to be tumors though they had very low chance of being cancerous but still, I got radiated and stuff (very light, mind you).

Gotta love socialized medicine. I'm glad my dad pays his taxes.

 

[Shadow-Knight]

Yeah, someone else who has had an ingrown toenail. I didn't have to go to the hospital though. I went to my foot doctor (forgot technical term) and he just numbed it up, digged in there with his pliers, and cut it out. I had that done SEVERAL TIMES.

 

[Jamanticus]

Yeah, someone else who has had an ingrown toenail. I didn't have to go to the hospital though. I went to my foot doctor (forgot technical term) and he just numbed it up, digged in there with his pliers, and cut it out. I had that done SEVERAL TIMES.

The correct term is 'podiatrist.'

....I'd hate to have an ingrown toenail- sounds quite painful.....

 

[Baby Tea]

Just recently I had an operation to correct my 'Meckel's Diverticulum'.

Essentially, it's a small birth defect that only 2% of the population has, and less then that have the complications I had with it. So, technically, you could have it right now and have no idea.

The complications were really fun...if you count fun as bleeding internally, passing out from lack of blood, and having to crawl your way to the phone to call 911 so you could goto the hospital and have 4 units of blood.

Yeah, not fun in the typical sense. Although the passing out from loss of blood felt REALLY weird.

But I'm all fixed now! Woohoo!

 

[Jamanticus]

Just recently I had an operation to correct my 'Meckel's Diverticulum'.

Just looked that up.....Wow.

 

[Baby Tea]

Just recently I had an operation to correct my 'Meckel's Diverticulum'.

Just looked that up.....Wow.

Yeah man. It's Cah-ray-zee.

If you ever start bleeding out your ass and they can't figure it out, now you know what to look for.

 

[Shadow-Knight]

Yeah, someone else who has had an ingrown toenail. I didn't have to go to the hospital though. I went to my foot doctor (forgot technical term) and he just numbed it up, digged in there with his pliers, and cut it out. I had that done SEVERAL TIMES.

The correct term is 'podiatrist.'

....I'd hate to have an ingrown toenail- sounds quite painful.....

Oh, it is. Every time you put a little pressure on your toe, it feels like someone stabs it. It's just that bad.

 

[Graustein]

Does circumcision count? Otherwise, no.

 

[Jumplion]

Just recently I had an operation to correct my 'Meckel's Diverticulum'.

Essentially, it's a small birth defect that only 2% of the population has, and less then that have the complications I had with it. So, technically, you could have it right now and have no idea.

The complications were really fun...if you count fun as bleeding internally, passing out from lack of blood, and having to crawl your way to the phone to call 911 so you could goto the hospital and have 4 units of blood.

Yeah, not fun in the typical sense. Although the passing out from loss of blood felt REALLY weird.

But I'm all fixed now! Woohoo!

Oy gavolt man, my sympathies to you!