Poll: Taking a shower

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

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Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

Same. I don't think I ever will, either, since that's one of the things people do in the shower that actually can leave harmful bacteria around after you're finished showering.
Not to mention that after a while, surely it'd smell just awful. :S
EDIT: Yea, yea, I've been proven wrong several times in this thread, and I apologise for my ignorance. I'm not gonna start doing it now, but I accept that I was wrong.

For me, it's just blowing my nose...

 

[ADDLibrarian]

Urine is sterile, and it's all going down to the same place anyway, so why waste water flushing the toilet? You're cleaning up anyway. This only applies to private showers, not public ones. *shudder*

 

[Radeonx]

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Would it be weird to say that I'm a combination of the two on the right?

Little bit, yeah.

Should I even ask?

Well, it isn't like I'm going to leave the bathroom if I'm thirsty. That's the pansy way out.

 

[Radeonx]

Well, it isn't like I'm going to leave the bathroom if I'm thirsty. That's the pansy way out.

As long as you're not latching onto the nozzle like in the pic, I think you're safe...XD

Well, I share a bathroom with 3 roommates.
I'd be a fool if I did that

 

[New Troll]

I'm surprised the next to last one hasn't been mentioned more; EVERY male that has ever lived, ever, has rubbed one off sometime in the shower. It happens to every male.

As for masturbating, it always makes me think of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty which in turn makes me lose the mood. Not saying he's not a sexy man, but the whole scene is just too distracting.

 

[New Troll]

Well, it isn't like I'm going to leave the bathroom if I'm thirsty. That's the pansy way out.

As long as you're not latching onto the nozzle like in the pic, I think you're safe...XD

Well, I share a bathroom with 3 roommates.
I'd be a fool if I did that

Yeah, I'd imagine it'd be much safer and easier if they just lifted you up there.

 

[Radeonx]

Well, it isn't like I'm going to leave the bathroom if I'm thirsty. That's the pansy way out.

As long as you're not latching onto the nozzle like in the pic, I think you're safe...XD

Well, I share a bathroom with 3 roommates.
I'd be a fool if I did that

Yeah, I'd imagine it'd be much safer and easier if they just lifted you up there.

Indeed. Before I had to use a step ladder. Don't need it anymore xD
How snarky xD

 

[Xan Krieger]

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

Heyyy, we guys aren't the only ones...

:O

I'm not even going to think about that.

You're not ruining the fairer sex for me!

I'm siding with this, peeing in the shower is just too nasty. I pee in the toilet while I'm wating on the water to warm up.

 

[teutonicman]

I wonder if any of the people that voted Poop in the shower actually do?

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

I do this too.

Also I pleasure myself in the shower every couple days or so. That is more disgusting than peeing, so I answered that.

 

[smearyllama]

I'm surprised the next to last one hasn't been mentioned more; EVERY male that has ever lived, ever, has rubbed one off sometime in the shower. It happens to every male.

Not every male!
I tried masturbating once, said "Why am I wasting my time doing this?" and went and did my homework.

I know this will start a major flame war, with unresolved racial tension for decades after this post, but I must say it-

"Jerking off isn't all that great."

OT: I pee sometimes. Also, how could you avoid washing your private parts in the shower?
Some water/ soap is going to run down your moist, supple body as it makes its way to to your unmentionables.

Edit: Oh yeah, I gotta clean my bathroom, too.

 

[Leemaster777]

I do no less than four of those options every time I enter the shower (guess which ones).

I went with Pleasure Myself. I'm not completely disgusting, however. I DO clean the shower floor after I do that. If someone slipped on it when they went in the shower... that would be a rather awkward conversation.

 

[trollnystan]

Washing armpits.

Just ewh. They're always the worst smelling parts of the body...

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

Just FYI

OT: I spit and only pee when I really have to go and I didn't realise it until I'd gotten into the shower, which with my Bladder of Steel(TM) is like, once every 3 years. Tops. I guess I don't think green =P Btw, how is washing your private parts disgusting? I'd have though NOT washing them would be disgusting, not to mention leading to a decrease of special lovin' on those said private parts from your bf/gf. Just saying.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

People actually poop in the shower? God that poll is screwed up...

 

[ThePuzzldPirate]

I blow my nose in the shower mostly because even though I do it once before entering--the hot water makes me all snotty again.

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.

I use Dove Men too! I can't deny it, it is good soap.

 

[Dags90]

I wonder if any of the people that voted Poop in the shower actually do?

Nah. A fair amount of people will always "vote for the least likely" for the lulz. You tend to get more of those votes the crazier the option is.

I voted "boyfriend/girlfriend". Not all way but if you're naked and wet next to someone you're currently banging, some groping and such is pretty much inevitable. It's really not disgusting though.

 

[NathLines]

Where's the options for sticking a finger up your butt and worry about your sexual orientation?

I mean, if somebody would need that option. Just in case.

 

[Risingblade]

People poop in the shower? I am not happy to learn that. Also-

I stand under it and block it with my hand

 

[New Troll]

Just FYI

That is the best commercial ever! Just goes to show how different people/ things are from one country to the next.

 

[biGBum333]

pee without fail. i cant enjoy a shower without doing it