Poll: Taking a shower

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Hey! Shower sex isn't disgusting, it's perfectly normal as well as very fun indeed.

 

[infohippie]

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

Heyyy, we guys aren't the only ones...

:O

I'm not even going to think about that.

You're not ruining the fairer sex for me!

Hey, I'm happy to think about that!
Tell us more...

 

[interspark]

sadly i have no shower, wish i did though, i bloody hate baths

 

[elcamino41383]

I pee sometimes, and I've thrown up a few times also. Often in the morning (the time I'm most likely to shower) my stomach tends to not be happy (I have GERD, look it up) so sometimes I get into coughing fits and end up tossing whatever cookies I didn't actually eat.

As far as body wash, I use Dial 3D. I haven't trusted Old Spice for ANYTHING since I first started wearing deodorant, oh...16 years or so ago.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I would say pissing in the shower but that's just something everyone does at some point (those who say they don't are just lying). My most "disgusting" thing i do would be washing my balls. Gotta make that area smell good y'know.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I'm surprised the next to last one hasn't been mentioned more; EVERY male that has ever lived, ever, has rubbed one off sometime in the shower. It happens to every male.

Not every male!
I tried masturbating once, said "Why am I wasting my time doing this?" and went and did my homework.

I know this will start a major flame war, with unresolved racial tension for decades after this post, but I must say it-

"Jerking off isn't all that great."

OT: I pee sometimes. Also, how could you avoid washing your private parts in the shower?
Some water/ soap is going to run down your moist, supple body as it makes its way to to your unmentionables.

Edit: Oh yeah, I gotta clean my bathroom, too.

"jerking off isn't all that great"

You sir must have the resolve of some kind of saint *bows respectfully

 

[Zhukov]

I cup my hands under the water until they're full. Then I snort some of the water up my nose. Then blow out, hard. Snot goes everywhere.

Yeah, it's gross. But I make sure it all goes down the drain. And it clears you right out. Don't have to blow my nose for the rest of the day.

 

[escapistraptor]

I don't know how any of those things listed except pooping is disgusting. I blow my nose, hauck loogies, pee, jack off, and have awkwardly positioned sex with my wife. There's a drain on the ground and constantly running water, what's the problem OP?

 

[Hader]

Well a shower is supposed to make you shiny and clean...

but there are toilets for a reason. And sinks.

 

[smearyllama]

"jerking off isn't all that great"

You sir must have the resolve of some kind of saint *bows respectfully

It's probably because I don't have an older brother to impart the joys of the act, or know any guys who do it frequently.

To tell you the truth, I'm kinda squeamish around penises.

I can't believe I just said that.

 

[smearyllama]

I cup my hands under the water until they're full. Then I snort some of the water up my nose. Then blow out, hard. Snot goes everywhere.

Yeah, it's gross. But I make sure it all goes down the drain. And it clears you right out. Don't have to blow my nose for the rest of the day.

Huh. Does it help a congested throat?

If so, I gotta try that sometime.

 

[lizards]

spit, i get mad at myself every time but i cant help it

and fucking in the shower is hard its easy to slip, and then hit your head on the side of the shower and get a minor concussion......not that i would know or anything...

 

[Penguinness]

I tried masturbating once, said "Why am I wasting my time doing this?" and went and did my homework.

I am the complete opposite to this sentence. But that's not related to showering.

The things I do in a shower aren't disgusting, to me.

 

[Dango]

This was not a good thread to read through while eating a snack... ewww...

OT: Wash my private parts, which I don't even really consider disgusting.

 

[Gudrests]

I use Old Spice, of course.
I am a man, after all.

And the most "disgusting" thing I do is probably piss in the shower.

I used to get yelled at when i said i did it because "its bad to stand in pee"..........my defence...."We have no cap on our drain so its just like a hole...and i pee down it.....yes I can aim into a hole that size....no im not peeing out of a coin slot im peeing out of a fire hose.....it never touches my feet it goes down the hole"...and if all else fails...."its eco-friendly"
/agree on old spice.
and Got DAMN I see you post alot...

 

[Booze Zombie]

I scrub my ears and make sure to get any wax? Wait, that might just be normal.

 

[Scoffy89]

Who thinks washing their "naughty place" is dirty? A shower should leave you completely clean not half washed.

And I severely doubt anyone actually does shit in the shower. Then again someone took a dump in my friends kitchen once so I wouldn't be too surprised.

 

[ShadowDude112]

I pee in the shower. Since I don't want to make I bathroom floor wet. ...What? I don't want to slip and fall.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I pee. Its the warm water and relaxingness of it. Thats why I'm glad the toilet is beside it, cause I just open the curtain and go into the toilet. haha!

I use wahtever I can. Mostly old spice though. BUt I'll still use a bar for my face, and I'll use a bar to really scrub the dirt off if its caked on or stuff is grimey. That kinda rough soap thats like that trucker soap with the sand to get off the oil and shit you soemtimes see in truck stop bathrooms.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Eeeeugh.

It might be me, but I'm actually a little disgusted that people do those kinds of things in the shower. After all, you shower to get clean, not do filthy, depraved things.

I mean seriously? I get that pooping is on that list because of New Troll's secret pleasures, but the rest just make me feel unclean. I think I need a shower. No I won't be doing anything listed here.