Poll: Taking a shower

[Lilani]

I refuse to believe the 16 people that voted they poop in the shower.

In other news, I won't lie, I've peed in there on occasion. But I'm very careful--I make sure I aim directly on the drain and spend some extra time rinsing everything down.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

"my girlfriend or boyfriend"

he's not disgusting of himself, but fucking in a shower is considered to be very much in poor taste...especially when there's 3 other people trying to use the thing.

At the same time?! That would be in awfully poor taste.

As for me it's just peeing, I don't know what it is but it's been happening just as long as I've been taking showers. I don't get the allure of jerking in showers though, tried once or twice but it jut doesn't do it for me. As for crapping in showers, nope, haven't even considered it. Stepping out and walking a foot to the toilet is much easier than shoving it down the drain.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

I'm scared to read the posts... but not scared enough to drop a bachelor frog in here

Edit: Read the posts, got a surprising amount of lulz

 

[theevilsanta]

The most disgusting thing by far "in" the shower was puking all over it for like an hour after one of my first nights getting drunk. Though the shower wasn't running, so I'm not sure if it counts.

The most disgusting thing I do regularly while the shower is running is spit, constantly. Every three seconds I deliver a few drops of saliva onto my body to be swept down it and out the drain. I used to piss in the shower, but that's gross. And I hate the smell. I guess I tried masturbating in the shower because I heard it was the shiz, but it didn't take. I don't really like to be standing and for some reason straight water on my bits seems to act as a reverse lubricant.

ps - WTF is up with body wash? Do I need a special tool to use it? I've tried by hand and with a wash cloth and it takes me like a quarter of a bottle and five minutes to achieve the lather I get from a bar in thirty seconds. I despise body wash. I need that thick lather all over to feel clean.

 

[Zaik]

I blow my nose. Also I pee, but directly at the drain, not just wherever it happens to fall.

 

[AWC Viper]

Sex in the shower, mainly because i live with my girlfriend when i get up in the morning for a shower she usually feels the need to join me.

 

[Bill_Stanbrook]

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.

Isn't 'Dove Men' a contradiction in terms?

 

[Necrofudge]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

You're supposed to stomp it down the drain.

OT: Well the way the topic was phrased, I guess peeing in the shower is the most disgusting thing I've ever done.
But I've done a lot of those other things too.

 

[Mikeyfell]

So I was just in the shower and found myself blowing my nose. Yuck, yet I still do it. Could say I'm saving money on tissues, but I know it's just a convenience/ laziness issue. So it got me wondering, what do other people do in the shower that others might find disgusting? Reminds me of some comedian I once saw who's joke was reading a relationship building book which recommended they take a shower together and act normally. But then his girlfriend got angry when he urinated down the drain.

Also, a couple years ago I tried using body wash instead of soap and never looked back. I love the stuff! Usually buy Axe cause it's affordable and almost always on sale. So what does everyone else use, if anything?

Sing isn't on the list.

and if you don't think singing is disgusting you've obviously never heard me sing

 

[ethaninja]

I found it non-disgusting when I had shower sex with my ex.

But yeah the worst thing I do is pee.

 

[FrostyChick]

I masturbate in the shower... A lot.

I wish I could say sex... Not met right girl yet. T~T
*mutters random obscenities about hating work, college and lack of meaningful social life*

 

[Sebenko]

I have had sex in the shower plenty of times. I sing, and I of course wash up. But I'd say the most disgusting thing is probably when I spit in the shower. Sometimes, and I'm not sure why, I just need to get that out of my system by spitting a loogie. If I can feel it, it will bother me until it's out.x.x

Pretty much this. Mainly because I get up in the morning and I'm all "eeeewww, need to brush teeth but I'm in the shower!"

I would say my boyfriend, but he's not disgusting. Except for that beard of his... I swear, next time I see him, he'll be clean shaven, by my hand or his.

Sex in the shower sucks. I think I've almost killed/concussed myself every time I've tried it, so I've just given up. Also, one partner is always out of the shower stream and it's cold for whoever that soul is, and standing under the stream at the same time is awkward and well... there's no wall for support.

Dunno, it's worked pretty well for me. But at the moment, that's not comforting at all.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

I use Old Spice, of course.
I am a man, after all.

And the most "disgusting" thing I do is probably piss in the shower.

Old Spice is amazing. I've got 3 Old Spice products in my bathroom...

OT: Most disgusting? Either taking a leak, or jerking it. Yes, I admit it.

I only do it occasionally though. (Jerking it, not peeing. I do that every time).

 

[Gekkeiju]

Supposedly peeing in the shower is good for the environment. And I mean that by, instead of using the toilet and flushing it, peeing in the shower you were already going to have saves water? Im not sure how true of an idea that is..but it kinda makes sense I guess.

 

[Biosophilogical]

-snip-

Quick Question. How is pleasuring yourself in the shower necessarily disgusting? I mean, I may or may not do it (I prefer a position of neutrality for a question), but if it is in the shower, isn't it cleaner than outside? No cleaning up, just wash it down the drain. Same with peeing, just aim for the drain.

OT: I may or may not pee in the shower. I don't poop in the shower (though I do a lot from that list).

 

[SckizoBoy]

One thing... what's so disgusting about having sex while showering? I find it very refreshing (and so did she... *sigh* to have those days back again)...

OT: I piss in the shower... but then I have a wet room, so I piss in the appropriate place.

 

[New Troll]

Sing isn't on the list.

and if you don't think singing is disgusting you've obviously never heard me sing

Trust me, I almost always sing in the shower and am one of the true talents when it comes to disturbing the peace with my toneless voice. But I didn't put it on the poll because I don't think of it as being disgusting, just annoying.

 

[New Troll]

I shit in other people's shower and smash it down the drain with my foot.

Sometimes I even turn the water on.

I was actually just thinking about this as a possibility for those who've chosen 'poop.' Was either thinking that or maybe some people just have very liquid feces. Or perhaps they just don't give a shit, just not literally.

 

[EeveeElectro]

None of those, although I've peed in the shower before. Apparently it's good for your skin.
Anyway, I bathe now, but I hate taking baths.
And I can't really have sex in the shower because of the height difference between me and my boyfriend.

 

[Jake Stavroff]

Being enlightened to the fact that a large percent of people pee in their shower, I am inclined to feel very disgusted. I'll just stick with the toilet. Call me bizzare.