Poll: Taking a shower

[New Troll]

for the 26 ppl who said that they think the most disgusting thing they do in the shower is their boy/girlfriend ... are they really that hideous?

I'm hoping thier other halves don't find out how these people really feel about them or else they won't be getting any no matter where they're at. Course with partners that gross, maybe that would be a good thing.

 

[Angerwing]

5.2% of the Escapist poop in the shower, apparently. I'm slightly impressed.

As for me, I pee in the shower pretty much daily. I don't jerk off though, as I usually have my showers in the morning, before work or uni. Sorry penis, but I much rather having a 10 minute sleep in.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

You people disgust me. Not to serious extents, but dear god.
Why would you piss in the shower?
How the hell do you take a shit standing up?
How do you get it out of the shower?!

Thank god I only use that thing for washing myself.

 

[New Troll]

Supposedly peeing in the shower is good for the environment. And I mean that by, instead of using the toilet and flushing it, peeing in the shower you were already going to have saves water? Im not sure how true of an idea that is..but it kinda makes sense I guess.

Would be true except you're standing in the shower longer due to the peeing itself and the extra time washing because of it. Roughly same amount of water used.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Washing armpits.

Just ewh. They're always the worst smelling parts of the body...

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

I'm a girl, and I go to the toilet before I hop in the shower, but for some reason (i guess all that running water) I need to pee again, so I too unfortunately go in the shower >.<
-Tabs<3-

 

[New Troll]

Quick Question. How is pleasuring yourself in the shower necessarily disgusting?

a. Some people are more easily disgusted by things.

b. Some people might have stepped into a sticky, but non adhesive ducked, shower.

c. Some people might do it more to be offensive than for actual self pleasure.

d. Some just might not care enough to wash it off afterwards.

e. Some females (and males I guess) might use parts of the shower head not as easy to wash off.

f. Some, like I, prefer ham to bacon.

 

[Spacelord]

there's no option in the poll for ALL OF THE ABOVE

 

[Jamash]

With the exception of shitting, non of those things are actually disgusting, but I suppose it's subjective and witnesses would think differently.

The only thing that I do in the shower that I would consider disgusting is fart, but that's only disgusting because the water and steam stops the gas from dissipating properly and depending on what you've eaten, it can be really bad... suffocatingly bad.

It's disgusting, but also hilarious when you need to suddenly step out of the shower for fresh air because the fart you just did is choking you.

 

[New Troll]

there's no option in the poll for ALL OF THE ABOVE

That's because it's most disgusting on the most regular basis, not just what you do or have done. And if multiple answers still fit, say what you believe others would be most disgusting. i.e. Poop would be more disgusting than pee, even if you do both at the same time every time.

 

[New Troll]

The only thing that I do in the shower that I would consider disgusting is fart, but that's only disgusting because the water and steam stops the gas from dissipating properly and depending on what you've eaten, it can be really bad... suffocatingly bad.

It's disgusting, but also hilarious when you need to suddenly step out of the shower for fresh air because the fart you just did is choking you.

I honestly didn't even think about farting but wish I had put it on the poll. Yeah, been there, done that. No more curry!

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I won't vote anything,since there isn't armpits in the poll,which I would say for me is the most "disgusting" thing to wash since I tend to sweat quite a lot.

 

[Adam Galli]

People poop in the shower? I am not happy to learn that. Also-

I chill out naked waiting for the water to warm up.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Good to see that 155 other Escapists pee in the shower...

 

[Beliyal]

... You guys pee in the shower? This is the first I've ever heard of this being common. Really? There's usually a toilet right next to the thing! Why?

Showers are just for washing in

I actually thought that everybody does this. I pee in the shower because I find it unnecessary to waste time, water and toilet paper if I'll get washed a few seconds after anyway. If I have to poop, I of course poop in the toilet, but peeing is not so horrible as I see it. I mean, pee doesn't ... stick on the bathtub, it washes away.

 

[Sneeze]

Being in the shower generally makes me want to pee, I see no sense in getting out, dripping everywhere and climbing back in to resume washing.

 

[Meneghetti]

I go to the shower... and spin while I pee... is that weird?
















Just kidding people! Don't trhow any stone on me plz!

 

[Tonythion]

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.

Isn't 'Dove Men' a contradiction in terms?

Fellow Escapist that's what I thought at first BUT NO!
It smells like it should (not girly) and leaves me all nice and smooth.
So no longer is it a contradiction.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Quick Question. How is pleasuring yourself in the shower necessarily disgusting?

f. Some, like I, prefer ham to bacon.

I ... I fail to get the wordplay. Can you explain it please?

 

[Crazy_Dude]

... You guys pee in the shower? This is the first I've ever heard of this being common. Really? There's usually a toilet right next to the thing! Why?

Showers are just for washing in

I actually have a good reason it saves water. Thus is good for the environment.

 

[New Troll]

Quick Question. How is pleasuring yourself in the shower necessarily disgusting?

f. Some, like I, prefer ham to bacon.

I ... I fail to get the wordplay. Can you explain it please?

No play on words. Just felt I needed another reason and I could say it represents some people aren't the norm, but in reality I was just dreaming of some canadian bacon and pineapple pizza. Funny thing is, I've been dreaming of it all day and yet here I am warming up a bacon pizza in the oven. Go figure.