Poll: Taking a shower

[New Troll]

How is washing your nob disgusting?

How is it not disgusting?

Because not washing your cock and balls is absolutely vile, and since the opposite of not washing them is washing them, it is therefore not disgusting.

Throwing up is vile, so doing the opposite instead and swallowing it is not disgusting?

But anywho, I agree. Just put that option in for those more skimmish individuals.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Bar soap sucks. I use old spice for the most part.

The most disgusting thing I've done in the shower? I piss a lot when I'm in there but I don't think that should count since the running water and floor-drain take care of it. The most uncomfortable thing I've done is tried showering with a then-girlfriend. I got out of that shower feeling very unclean in more than just the obvious way.

 

[s0p0g]

i'd like to pick "my girlfriend" BUT she was far from disgusting... who has disgusting girl/boyfriends?!

i guess i still pick it.

 

[New Troll]

I live at a uni and if I found out anyone peed in our shared shower I would kill them. No regrets, no remorse.

If there was poop in the shower... well I'd have to think of a fate worse then death to deal to whoever defiled my sanctuary of cleanliness

EDIT: Ok, Who Pooped In The Shower?!!??!

I have to say this as well. I can't actually think of anyone who will actually poop in the shower. Are there really people out there that do?

Well according to the poll... which we all know to be 100% factual. I'm still thinking there are those who do, wether dropping a loaf or just squirting some liquid smell. Or perhaps they mean they drop the hard stuff in the toilet but rinse the remaining off in the shower instead of wiping.

When I made this thread, poop was just added for a laugh and some flavor. Never thought it would end up becoming the main comprehension of the past couple of days. I took a shower and yet now I feel dirty.

 

[Fooz]

Pee in the shower, who the hell doesnt

 

[New Troll]

Pee in the shower, who the hell doesnt

Not going to say I never have, but I don't. Even when my son isn't in the shower with me, which he usually is, it's still the place we take baths. Now him on the other hand, shower or bath, when he's got to go he goes. Can't wait for potty training!

 

[Sejs Cube]

All of the listed options except #2 and #6. Seriously, don't poop in the shower. That's nasty. Also, how is #1 (washing your privates) disgusting? You're in the shower, you're supposed to wash up there.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm guiltly of a little self pleasure in the shower sometimes... D:

I don't get why people would pee in their showers, the toilet is right there! D:

 

[Dieter Meyer]

I dont do anything nasty in the shower. I want the people who pleasure themselves to think about this:

The white glue that comes out WILL eventually clog the drain and it WILL be freaking disgusting.
*scared from using hotel showers*

 

[Exocet]

I take a piss from my shower,to the toilet bowl,considering there's barely a meter between them,and the floor the cheap crap made to be easily cleanable.

I find pee on public bathroom floors extremely disturbing. Couldn't image just letting it rip on my own floor. So far, to me, this is the most disgusting thing posted. So far.

Yeah,my entire bathroom floor is made to be able to get wet and redirect water to the drain,so the few drops that shall short of the toilet bowl are pretty much instantly drained.I dare say that with all the soap that gets on it,my bathroom floor is cleaner than my keyboard,even some urine gets on it sometimes.
You make it sound as if I pissed all over the floor with no water running.

 

[New Troll]

All of the listed options except #2 and #6. Seriously, don't poop in the shower. That's nasty. Also, how is #1 (washing your privates) disgusting? You're in the shower, you're supposed to wash up there.

The way you phrased that made me think you like to do handstands in the shower. But that would make it hard to scrub "up there."

 

[Sejs Cube]

But that would make it hard to scrub "up there."

Well you know how it is, practice makes perfect.

 

[New Troll]

I dont do anything nasty in the shower. I want the people who pleasure themselves to think about this:

The white glue that comes out WILL eventually clog the drain and it WILL be freaking disgusting.
*scared from using hotel showers*

Yet another reason not to do anything too disgusting; I have to clean out my drains frequintly due to all the hair. Tub especially starts getting clogged up fairly quickly.

 

[godfist88]

pee of coarse, and no one will ever know.

...wait.

 

[New Troll]

I cup my hands under the water until they're full. Then I snort some of the water up my nose. Then blow out, hard. Snot goes everywhere.

Yeah, it's gross. But I make sure it all goes down the drain. And it clears you right out. Don't have to blow my nose for the rest of the day.

I tried it this morning and God it sucked! My nose is still burning and feels more clogged up than it did before. Might have done something wrong, or maybe it's just something needing to get used to first, but I do NOT forsee me trying it again.

 

[Dragonborne88]

I do most of the body function stuff on that poll, except pooping... I've never wanked in the shower since I think standing up feels weird, but peeing and blowing snot is pretty common in there. Water is running anyway, and I aim for the drain, so it's not like it's getting all over the floor or anything. Sometimes the hot water just makes you have to go.

And the number of pooping responses makes me laugh. That'd be REALLY nasty if somebody actually did that, but I highly doubt anybody really does. I have seen it in a public gym shower though, right in the corner. Not even stomped down the drain or anything. :/

 

[New Troll]

And the number of pooping responses makes me laugh. That'd be REALLY nasty if somebody actually did that, but I highly doubt anybody really does. I have seen it in a public gym shower though, right in the corner. Not even stomped down the drain or anything. :/

Yeah, I'm waiting for that one serious post about someone's picking of 'Poop.' I'm sure someone's out there, just maybe too ashamed to show thier name.

 

[navyjeff]

Peeing on your feet in the shower is a good way to kill Athlete's foot fungus. Yeah, it may seem a bit gross, but it really works. Do it everyday for a week and it'll be gone.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

That's why it's disgusting. And counter-productive.

 

[rokkolpo]

Ah shower, one of the best parts of the day.

I pee in the shower...and usually dance...<_< don't look at me like that.
I don't consider anything I do in the shower disgusting though.