I am going to try taking over the WORLD!!! dun dun dunnnnnnnnn. every week up to Christmas I will update on how my genius is doing so far(if I haven't took over the world by then I will stop) I have made a death ray only problem is that instead of death it shoots cupcakes but they have cabbage icing. if I do take over the world I shall destroy all dolphins (here is why http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dolphin_punch) also they continuously foil my plans and make video games count as art. also I would stop Justin bieber from ever singing again and arrange a fight between zombie Lincon(tell me if I spelled it wrong I'll change it) and zombie Einstein.
edit: I just fought off a group of Justin bieber clones sent by the dolphins to stop me.
edit: I just fought off a group of Justin bieber clones sent by the dolphins to stop me.