Poll: Tales from the Urinal (and beyond!).

[DanielBrown]

Shake? I just wipe it off on the guy standing next to me.
Not always appriciated.

More OT: I generally avoid urinals like the plague. Only use them if I'm really drunk.
Once I was at a pub that had a really small bathroom with only four urinals and no stalls for the men. Entered and to my horror it was filled with guys. Got to my turn, surronded by other men and for the first time ever I couldn't squeeze out a single drop.
Pretended to pee, washed my hands and left, with a bladder close to exploding.

Realised there was a bathroom for the handicapped, so I joyfully entered it.
Took one look inside, saw that someone had thrown up all over the floor around the toilet and left.

Luckily a girl dragged me into the womens bathroom, so I grabbed a stall and damn was it good.
Women are almost more disgusting than men in public bathrooms though. Fuck was it dirty and stained.

Toilet paper everywhere!

 

[King of Asgaard]

I don't use public restrooms, like ever.
Why? Because my countrymen are disgusting pigs, that's why.
Who knows how many diseases I could catch by opening the door alone...

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I only use bathrooms that don't belong to me if I am really bursting for a piss and even then I walk up and down in order to find the cleanest cubicle that has a functioning lock and toilet paper and I never EVER go into a cubicle if someone has just come out. It leads to some funny looks after I've opened the door and inspected 3 cubicles to make sure I'm getting the cleanest cubicle. The great thing about my method is that once you're done you can shake as many times as your heart desires...

The occasional downside to this is that if I am in a particularly bad public restroom and all of the doors have broken locks I sometimes end up pissing with one leg of the ground holding the door shut and my hands balancing myself against the walls.

One quick off topic thing; have any of you guys seen that master chief war machinima that basically ends with 2 guys arguing in a urinal with 1 accusing the other of masturbating? This thread reminds me of that.

 

[Rastien]

A simple song:
"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants."

 

[Starik20X6]

I've never understood why guys decided it was ok to whip dicks out in front of each other if they're peeing. I always use a stall.

 

[gonzo20]

i always use a stall, im very pee shy and cant go in front of other people, i still have to lock the toilet in my own house, dont like urinals, only use em if im desperate

captcha: people like me. really? they really do!?

 

[-Samurai-]

No weird or embarrassing stories here, but I do feel that this is relevant and important.