Poll: Tank vs Beserker

[toastmaster2k8]

While neglecting to listen to my french teacher today I thoght, if A tank (L4D) foght A beserker (GOW) who would win? tank big and stong but so is the beserker but tank can throw crap but..... I Dont know Ill let the Nice people of the escapist think about it.

 

[Bleaghhh]

Sorry, but tank just beats everything..

Except my shotgun =D

 

[Internet Kraken]

TAAAAAAAANK

 

[waggmd]

You can kill a Tank with standard weapons, but you need a orbital laser to kill a Beserker so I am going with the Berserker.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The Berserker needs a god damn space laser of death to kill it...

Tank dies to regular bullets. A lot of them, but still bullets.

 

[Iron Mal]

Which requires an orbital sattelite laser to kill?

Nuff Sed

Exactly what this guy said.

A Tank can be brought down by four civillians with small guns while a Beserker is invulnerable to everything but the giant, space laser of infinate kickass and doom (also known as the Hammer of Dawn).

 

[Avatar Roku]

You can kill a Tank with standard weapons, but you need a orbital laser to kill a Beserker so I am going with the Berserker.

That's my thinking as well. Berserker wins, but it's worth mentioning that there seems to be less of them than tanks. I mean, you run into 3 berserkers in two games, but as many as one tank a round in L4d.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

well still the tank MIGHT be able to brake its shell open and rip its fleshy part out.

 

[Arcyde]

Berserker.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Which requires an orbital sattelite laser to kill?

Nuff Sed

The Berserker needs a god damn space laser of death to kill it...

Tank dies to regular bullets. A lot of them, but still bullets.

You can kill a Tank with standard weapons, but you need a orbital laser to kill a Beserker so I am going with the Berserker.

What they said.

 

[Signa]

I've not played GoW, but by the sound of it, 1-on-1, Berserkers would annihilate a tank. however, Orannis makes a good point, there are A LOT more tanks around in their respective games. A proportional swarm of tanks could have enough power to take down a berserker. As it is, they can just reach into the ground an pull up huge slabs of concrete. I don't imagine that some one, even a berserker, would enjoy that ability being used on their arm.

 

[AceDefective]

Some smelling salts can destract a beserker
a tank is a ***hole
but beserker wins *Fatalaty*

 

[toastmaster2k8]

well still the tank MIGHT be able to brake its shell open and rip its fleshy part out.

Meanwhile the beserker is just waiting politely?

well no there gonna beat the shit out of each other for A while and the tank might get the berserker in A dazed state and get some hard punches in to its face.

 

[Tyler_Durden]

berserker wins because you can kill a tank with a shotgun
you have to find a space laser for the berserker

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Which requires an orbital sattelite laser to kill?

Nuff Sed

Pretty much what I was going to say, tanks are tough but put enough lead in them and they fall over, berserkers on the other hand.

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

You can kill a Tank with standard weapons, but you need a orbital laser to kill a Beserker so I am going with the Berserker.

That's my thinking as well. Berserker wins, but it's worth mentioning that there seems to be less of them than tanks. I mean, you run into 3 berserkers in two games, but as many as one tank a round in L4d.

Even up to 3 tanks in the finales.

 

[ElephantGuts]

That's actually a pretty good match-up. But I'll have to say the Berserker would win since it's so tough bullets don't harm it, even when fired from the giant futuristic guns of 4 (or 2? Is there ever a Berserker battle where all 4 members of Delta Squad are present?)humongous jacked-up macho men expert soldiers, compared to a tank being killed by the bullets of standard common modern-day weapons fired by four very recently-former civilians.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Isn't berserker female?

I think they would just make sweet love. It would certainly do them a lot of good, they seem very tense.

Yeah, and then they could produce BeserkerTanks to finally take out those pesky soldiers/civilians.

 

[Madshaw]

a beserker can kill fenix (sory for spelling it wrong, i had to go with what the game said) in one, and he is hench, a tank takes how long to kill a teenage woman?

 

[ChaoticLegion]

Tank doesn't stand a chance, a Beserker would annihilate it.