Poll: tecktonic Vs. Shufffle Vs. Jerk

[mcpop9]

Simple enough, which dance style is the best?
I've provided vids below for reference.

Spoiler: Vids, many of them.

Tecktonik:shuffle:Jerkin: Techno viking:

I threw techno viking in there to mix it up a bit.

This is not the place to rip on any of them. it you want to do that make a new thread.

 

[Rednog]

Wow, I feel really old when I watch things like this and have no clue as to what the hell I'm watching. Hell I'm only 25, never saw anything like this in school, Granted I'm a bit familiar with the shuffle, because the principle has been around for quite some time, though it is a bit meh to me because most people just seem to do just the same two moves and chain them over and over but add a turn or do it to the side instead of forward. I do give props to people who can do it very fluidly and make it seem if they are gliding. The other 2, I really don't get what makes them a style.
And Techno Viking is Techo Viking.

 

[Layzor]

There needs to be an option for "All stupid".

 

[mcpop9]

Wow, I feel really old when I watch things like this and have no clue as to what the hell I'm watching. Hell I'm only 25, never saw anything like this in school, granted I'm a bit familiar with the shuffle, because the principle has been around for quite some time, though it is a bit meh to me because most people just seem to do just the same two moves and chain them over and over but add a turn or do it to the side instead of forward. I do give props to people who can do it very fluidly and make it seem if they are gliding. The other 2, I really don't get what makes them a style.
And Techno Viking is Techo Viking.

I'm only 15 and recently found out about the dancing when a friend shwed them to me. can't dance for my life. also, these are the only short notice videos i could find so obviously they're not pros but look at this little fella:

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

I know people who shuffle. I don't see the appeal and I think it all looks fucking stupid.