I knew it!! I knew the day would come!!
First we stopped wearing fur! Then we stopped punching seals! Then they took away our Bears on unicycles! Now look what they've gone and done!!
Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood!
It was only a matter of time before the Tigers made their move!
Acting all dignified and noble in the wild, luring our documentarians and posing as mascots for out breakfast cereals.
Now they've come for our children's TV!
What could this Daniel Tiger possibly be teaching our children?
How to self groom? How to pounce? How to maul anything that gets too close to them, even if they just wanted a freaking hug?!
Nothing good can come of this show people.
The next thing you know you'll have shows like:
Greg Bear's Reading Forest?
Yo Gorilla Gorilla?
The Upside Down Iguana Show?
Mr. Dog goes sniffing things?
My Little Pony?
Absurd...
Remember readers!
Only you can prevent your children from turning into wild animals!
btw:
CAPTCHA:
ivequid thoufand?
what are you, some kind of cockney orphan?
First we stopped wearing fur! Then we stopped punching seals! Then they took away our Bears on unicycles! Now look what they've gone and done!!
Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood!
It was only a matter of time before the Tigers made their move!
Acting all dignified and noble in the wild, luring our documentarians and posing as mascots for out breakfast cereals.
Now they've come for our children's TV!
What could this Daniel Tiger possibly be teaching our children?
How to self groom? How to pounce? How to maul anything that gets too close to them, even if they just wanted a freaking hug?!
Nothing good can come of this show people.
The next thing you know you'll have shows like:
Greg Bear's Reading Forest?
Yo Gorilla Gorilla?
The Upside Down Iguana Show?
Mr. Dog goes sniffing things?
My Little Pony?
Absurd...
Remember readers!
Only you can prevent your children from turning into wild animals!
btw:
CAPTCHA:
ivequid thoufand?
what are you, some kind of cockney orphan?