Poll: The Best Meat

[Baby Fark McGee-Zax]

Am I the only one who doesn't like bacon?

 

[Zaksav91]

STEEEEEEAAAAAK

 

[Tempest Fennac]

I really love pork, especially gammon (that's basically thick bacon).

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I go into the forest and eat them. Sometimes I don't even bother to cook them, I just rip their little heads off and hang them from a tree branch so that all the blood leaks out.

Then, it's chow time.

I have a dark sense of humor.

 

[AvsJoe]

*Begins typing answer*
*Compiles everything he knows about meat*
*Compilation complete*

The best meat is pig and cow. That is all.

*Typing complete*

 

[Mozared]

*Insert childish joke using the word 'Meat' as a double entendre*

Seriously though, bacon. Period.

 

[Lullabye]

I go into the forest and eat them. Sometimes I don't even bother to cook them, I just rip their little heads off and hang them from a tree branch so that all the blood leaks out.

Then, it's chow time.

*just smile and wave boys, smile and wave*

Puppies.

Puppies are fucking delicious.

you i'll avoid altogether.

 

[Ophiuchus]

Bacon is by far the tastiest to me, but it's not exactly substantial so I'd struggle to call it the best. Nope, I'll have a nice thick beef steak. Any kind. Medium rare. No sauce, just a bit of salt and black pepper.

I'm hungry now.

 

[Church256]

I dunno... needs some thought while I eat breakfast.

*Takes bite out of bacon and egg sandwich.*

Ummm... yeah...

Anyone who says anything other than bacon has never eaten the perfect bacon roll.

 

[Lullabye]

Bacon. as a canadian i cant say differently. well, maybe steak. we have good steak here in alberta.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Best meat I ever had was a fresh, free-range beef-burger.

I didn't even know it was fresh or free-range at the time, so I'm pretty sure I didn't have a placebo going on in my "little hippy mind" (as I assume some of you might be thinking right now).

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Herbed Salmon spritzed with lemon and brushed with butter.

 

[Husky.Gnoll]

What's up with no hamburger?
Hamburger Good.

 

[kannibus]

A whole frickin' moose. You heard me, a MOOSE.

Bacon makes a close second and none of that sissy "lean" bacon. Bacon should be ENTIRELY fat.

Finally, bringing up the rear, chicken. Yes that miserably common chicken. What? What's wrong with chicken? KFC rates surprisingly high on my list of fast food. Heh, I remember one Friday night I just bought myself a bucket meal and a couple of 24s. Monday saw me at the table, drunk, grease leaking out of my pores and a thin trickle of gravy streaming from my lips. Yup, that's what you do when in uni.

 

[manbearpig91]

all of them. preferable in the same meal

 

[robb4rock6]

Yes human flesh mwahahahahahaha

 

[manbearpig91]

I'm very partial to roast duck.

Wow, i havent had duck in a while. I remember really liking it.

 

[Deleted]

Best meat alone: hotdogs cut up into little bits.

Beat meat-heavy food: Chili.

I plan to marry a woman who cooks the beat chili, then my life will be complete.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Be prepared to wait a while for completetion.

The best chili is always made by elderly men, I have no idea why.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I voted "I'm a vegetarian and know how to make some non-meat protein source taste even better", even though I don't give a rat's arse how meat tastes, or indeed how my 'non-meat protein source' tastes. Taste is overrated.