Poll: The eternal banishment

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Redlin5_v1legacy

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You have the power to bestow one person (this person cannot be you or someone you like) immortality, the ability to survive without breathing, the ability to survive any temperature, the ability to survive any level of gravity and the ability to live without food or water.

You also have the power to drop aforementioned individual on any planet in the solar system, banishing him there forever.

Where would you banish this person?

You don't have to share who this person is unless you want to.

I would punish this individual by sending him to Mercury. Barren, very very hot (he can still feel the heat, it just won't kill him) and boring. That sounds like a good punishment for this person.

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Tartarga

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I would send him to Gleis 581. That planet they found recently that they believe is habitable. It doesn't rotate so if he gets tired of sunlight he'd have to go all the way around to the other side of the planet. Mwuhahahahaha!
 

Dark Knifer

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May 12, 2009
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Jupiter, so they get trapped in storms for all eternity and get hit by asteroids. A sutable punishment I feel
 

FalloutJack

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I'm not risking letting this asshole getting out and having fun in the universe. I'm banishing his ass to the center of our sun, where no force known even in science fiction can hope to retrieve him. And even though the heat, pressure, lack of breathables or sustenance, or what-have-you will not kill him, he will never EVER escape because he is ultimately powerless no matter HOW immortal he is, so HAH!
 

GeneralFungi

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I'd probably invent my own planet.


It would have a VERY powerful gravitational pull.
They'd just be lumps on the ground. Living lumps, but lumps all the same.
 

Jark212

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Dark Knifer said:
Jupiter, so they get trapped in storms for all eternity and get hit by asteroids. A suitable punishment I feel
Same here, If you throw someone into Jupiter with it's extreme pressure at the core and massive Gravity well they won't be leaving within the next few billion years...
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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I'm going to guess you just watched Highlander II. I feel your pain.

If we can do fictional planets, then Skaro. The Daleks would have some fun.

If we have to use real planets, then Mars, so he'll be incredibly bored.