Poll: The most epic dual ever.

[Elvoret]

Old Spice man wins.
Seriosly, his voice could charm anything. Oh, and he can alter reality too evidently.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Beethoven wouldn't need his hearing to be awesome I would say J.S. Bach should be there as well, just so he could take whatever everyone else played and turn it into a fugue. I would suggest a violin-battle to go along with this but there could only be one winner...

Actually, I was thinking about Beethoven hearing again so he could appreciate the awesomeness of the other competitors.

As for violin play-off, JSB could be part of that, too! That's the thing everyone forgets about Bach, never mind he was a brilliant keyboard player, he was a prodigious violinist too. And your one winner being (because I'm fairly sure it's different to the one I'm thinking of)?

OT: For WH40K nerds (and because I'm in that state of mind): Abaddon the Despoiler vs. Grandmaster Lord Kaldor Draigo... that's 550pts of pure ***** in two models.

 

[DuelLadyS]

I'm thinking old spice guy would reality-alter Chuck Norris into a personal chef to make that dish you've always wanted to try.

Unless, of course, Chuck Norris uses Old Spice just prior to the battle... then I think the fabric of reality would be torn asunder.

Dante Vs Deadpool is tyhe most epic ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_x_D9FJ2bw

I'm so dissapointed... not ONE cheesy action quip or witty pun? Between those two? It's just... it's not right!

 

[LittleJP]

Beethoven wouldn't need his hearing to be awesome I would say J.S. Bach should be there as well, just so he could take whatever everyone else played and turn it into a fugue. I would suggest a violin-battle to go along with this but there could only be one winner...

Actually, I was thinking about Beethoven hearing again so he could appreciate the awesomeness of the other competitors.

As for violin play-off, JSB could be part of that, too! That's the thing everyone forgets about Bach, never mind he was a brilliant keyboard player, he was a prodigious violinist too. And your one winner being (because I'm fairly sure it's different to the one I'm thinking of)?

OT: For WH40K nerds (and because I'm in that state of mind): Abaddon the Despoiler vs. Grandmaster Lord Kaldor Draigo... that's 550pts of pure ***** in two models.

Personally, I'd be interested in the early keyboard virtuosos and the later ones, for example, Domenico Scarlatti vs Liszt

 

[SckizoBoy]

Personally, I'd be interested in the early keyboard virtuosos and the later ones, for example, Domenico Scarlatti vs Liszt

That would honestly be a very tough call, because the playing & composition styles are so difficult to compare. I'd automatically root for the baroque/renaissance artist because that's what I prefer. On the other hand, my sister won't have a bad word said about Dvorak, while my old man is likewise about Beethoven & Mendelssohn, so *shrug*.

Still, what would make it interesting is if each competitor has to play the other's compositions and studying the alternate interpretations. (Video-camera mandatory, wouldn't believe it otherwise.) Judges = the other composers, tickets = fuck only knows!

 

[OutcastBOS]

Either this
or this

 

[Neverhoodian]

So we always hear the question "who would win in a figth x or y?". Usually this takes obvious example like Mario and Sonic, Master Chief and Samus, Tyrannosaurus and Spinosaurus

but no one has yet to ask about the two titans of the world, Chuck Norris and Old Spice Man
personally im voting Old Spice Man

Neither Chuck Norris nor the Old Spice Man would win. Demo Spice Man would show up and beat them both.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

It's "duel".

The best ever would be Terry Crews vs. Isaiah Mustafa.

You know you want it.

 

[darthotaku]

old spice guy would ride Chuck Norris into battle against Chuck Norris, and he'd do it smelling awesome. He'd then summon kittens which chuck norris would unsuccessfully counter with bacon.
long story short- the old spice guy wins, but the surviving spectators get kittens and bacon.

 

[Dzil]

I'm not sure who the best vs would be, but the matchup better be chessboxing.

 

[barbzilla]

I am going to vote for my Old Spice Man... Bruce Campbell. Bruce is the man and anyone who can make that many B movies entertaining to me is a winner in my book.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I wanted to do one with the Doctor but I can't think of a suitable opponent.

Then go with different incarnations of the Doc:

Tom Baker vs David Tennant... the best two (to me at least)

 

[CrashBang]

Goku Vs Superman

Spoiler

Can you say "BOOOOOOM!!"

And OT: my vote goes to the Old Spice guy. If he ran for king of the world, he'd win over anyone else (and I mean anyone)