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This is a thread for the discussion, appreceation or the doubtful onlooking of Surrealism. Post your favotite artists, works of art, opinions or even your own attempts at Surrealism. I implore you, induldge.




I don't think such a thread exists. If so, my bad.
 
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http://www.siue.edu/~ejoy/Escher%20Drawing%20Hands.gif
http://pendulumopinions.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/escher-relativity1.jpghttp://veritasdomain.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/escher-waterfall-medium.jpg

This is the kind of stuff you mean?
 
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It comes in the form of a extremely short story.

An apprentice was in a garden with Master Lu-Tze. The Apprentice asked the master

"Master, what is the difference between an ancient and obscure statement of wisdom and hogswash invented right on the spot?"

"Turtle." answered Master Lu-Tze.

The apprentice was quiet for a time, before saying. "Ah, I see, Master."
 
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<url=http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/4962-top-11-mindfuck-moments>Here.

You can curse my name, later.
 
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SirBryghtside said:
SakSak said:
It comes in the form of a extremely short story.

An apprentice was in a garden with Master Lu-Tze. The Apprentice asked the master

"Master, what is the difference between an ancient and obscure statement of wisdom and hogswash invented right on the spot?"

"Turtle." answered Master Lu-Tze.

The apprentice was quit for a time, before saying. "Ah, I see, Master."
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It's that Gods book, isn't it?

Argh, I can't remember what it was called... somethin to do with a Turtle-God called Om...

Edit: Ah yes, Small Gods.
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Not sure myself, I paraphrased a bit. Though master Lu-Tze was in Thief of Time also.

Always remember Rule 1 :)
 
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Monkey weasel toaster fuck, if the dolphin at midnight. In the event of orange, the taste of eleven will not amortize the pungee.
 
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Swallow [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OBiiXRT8Gw] by Placebo.

A true exploration of surrealism, seeing as the vocal work is just pieced together bits of Brian Molko and Steve Olfstan's conversations whilst doing LSD.
 
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Surrealism:
You have two aardvarks. The government paints one green and requires you to take harmonica lessons.
 
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Nigh Invulnerable said:
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




To get to the other side.
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OR: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
 
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Nigh Invulnerable said:
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




To get to the other side.
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A bathtub full of brightly-colored unicycles



This is supposed to represent the Spanish Civil War. o_0
 
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Furburt said:
Lexodus said:
Surrealism:
You have two aardvarks. The government paints one green and requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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But then the mongeese will smell the scent of communism and conduct elaborate choreography tuitionships by utilizing the spirit of Angelina Jolie's Arm Shaving assistant!

In space.
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Au contraire, my dear Furburt. You forget that it is...
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