Poll: The patch is out!! Gear-heads welcome.

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Bagmun

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Alright, kiddos. They finally released the patch to clean up all of those neat exploits and turn that festering cesspool that was the online Gears experience into something bearable. If you are interested in the details of the patch, go here:

http://gearsofwar.xbox.com/Templates/CMBlog.aspx?id=1340&blogid=47896

In a nutshell, I would like to hear your feedback on this patch. Don't just pick an option on the poll and disappear in a cloak of anonymity; explain yourself! Open up! It's okay to play Gears of War 2!

Also, let's talk about things the patch didn't do. Was there anything you would have liked to see improved/added/removed in the online play?

Personally, I've had very positive experiences thus far. Maybe it's because I got to participate in a few games where nobody fucking QUIT or that there were no cheaters in sight. This whole "fair games with a lack of crashing" thing simply has me tickled pink. Plus, I experienced this interesting situation where I downed some n00b!1!1 who was bull-rushing me with his shotgun, I picked him up as a meatshield, some other n00b11! came at me with his chainsaw, and instead of him glitching behind me and sodomizing me with his weapon (which has happened more than I'd like to admit), HE CUT HIS TEAMMATE IN HALF!! The words bad ass doesn't do this new feature justice.

As for my lofty needs and expectations that the patch didn't fulfill: I'd like to see some friendly fire thrown into play. Since the first Gears of War, it has always been my sincere belief that this game's online play would be vastly improved with the addition of friendly fire. I mean, seriously. Who the fuck decided it would be a good idea to give players the ability to toss a grenade in the middle of a combat scenario where friendlies are mixed with hostiles and there would be no consequences? It's idiotic.

If I am being chased by two guys and a third guy throws a grenade between the three of us, I shouldn't be the only dude to fucking blow up. Come on, people.
 

Bagmun

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Eggo said:
Why would a console game need patching? :p
See my user review:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.84398

I cover the issue there. Colorful language is included.
 

LewsTherin

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MaxTheReaper said:
Dolphins are Nature's answer to Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson.
QFT ;) With them already having mastered spaceflight and all that, who needs opposable digits?
 

Tattaglia

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Bagmun said:
I hate you guys...
Awww, but we're the Escapist!

The pinnacle of internet forums!
The exemplar of healthy discussion!
And most importantly, a home of unjustified elitism!

Yaaay!
 

Mr.Pandah

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Bagmun said:
I hate you guys...
If this patch really did all you've said it has, then I am even more excited for the return of my 360.*just so you stop hating us =P*
 

Bagmun

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Tattaglia said:
Awww, but we're the Escapist!

The pinnacle of internet forums!
The exemplar of healthy discussion!
And most importantly, a home of unjustified elitism!

Yaaay!
At least bash the game in some sort of elitist fashion! Or at least post up some sort of warning thread. If I'd known this forum harbored such a marine mammal fetish, I'd have left the dolphin thing out.
 

Tattaglia

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Bagmun said:
Tattaglia said:
Awww, but we're the Escapist!

The pinnacle of internet forums!
The exemplar of healthy discussion!
And most importantly, a home of unjustified elitism!

Yaaay!
At least bash the game in some sort of elitist fashion! Or at least post up some sort of warning thread. If I'd known this forum harbored such a marine mammal fetish, I'd have left the dolphin thing out.
So you're saying... you don't like dolphins?

Cutlasses ready, Escapians...! CHAERG!
 

a7r0p05

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MaxTheReaper said:
Dolphins are Nature's answer to Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson.
Hey, dolphin may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er.
 

Bagmun

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stickguy said:
Wow, I just came up stairs from playing horde. I didn't notice any of these exploits though, it could be because I only play horde though...
Patch has already been distributed. If you have an online connection, you shouldn't be noticing any of these exploits ever.
 

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I would like to say that while dolphins are awesome, fixing Gears is more awesome. I haven't gotten the patch yet, does it work on the match times at all or are they still really long?
 

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CountFenring said:
I would like to say that while dolphins are awesome, fixing Gears is more awesome. I haven't gotten the patch yet, does it work on the match times at all or are they still really long?
Not much difference from what I can tell. Sometimes you get a match instantly, other times it takes a while. Eh.
 

Antiparticle

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Ah! Finally!! I can't wait to try it. As soon as Microsoft finally gets around to repairing/replacing my 360...
 

ROFLross

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I'm sure the update fixes all of Gears2 problems with the matchmaking, too bad I only rented it and gave it back the next day after the update.
I never really liked multiplayer except the co-op missions and horde, I thought the multiplayer sucked because once you day (Usually quite quickly) you have to wait and watch the rest of your team lose before you can respawn and die again.
 

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ROFLross said:
I never really liked multiplayer except the co-op missions and horde, I thought the multiplayer sucked because once you day (Usually quite quickly) you have to wait and watch the rest of your team lose before you can respawn and die again.
I dunno, I kind of like that aspect. It makes you try harder to not die, instead of just charging in, dying, and repeating ten seconds later. Also, there are gametypes with respawn enabled in GoW too (Annex and King of the Hill for instance).
 

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I got the patch, played horde and noticed that enemies started spawning behind the barrier my friend and I put up. Along with multiple times of enemies just appearing near us.

I haven't tried the shotgun to see if anything was changed, but the chainsaw still does that "pushed back from nothing" crap that pisses me off.
 

Clemenstation

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I still saw some dude chainsawing the couches in Mansion with an ink grenade last night.

All is NOT well, although I like that grenades spawn less frequently. Hopefully no more of that 'I'm not going to go fight at all, because I'll be busy setting up this enclosed area with 10 000 planted grenades for an inevitable fail of a siege.'