Poll: The Plumbing Conspiracy

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SyphonX

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Have you ever wondered why?

Ever since the advent of 3D gaming and first person shooters in general, we have always been able to manipulate various plumbing in games. Often, many other aspects in the game are overlooked, but one thing that remains steadfast, is the ability to turn a faucet, to flush a toilet and so forth.

It started as an easy way to implement atmosphere in games with limits in technology. I remember quite fondly, the ability to flush toilets in 1996, with the release of the one and only Duke Nukem 3D. I also remember spending quite a lot of time in the bathrooms in general, when it was fun to mess around with a Piggy Cop sitting on the john. You couldn't shoot through the door, mind you, but that sure as hell didn't stop me from lacing the entire bathroom with a laser tripbomb surprise. Then promptly flush the toilet afterwards, for good measure.

Anyway, I always thought this gaming phenomena was funny, and it's not the first time people have talked about it.

Also, let's not forget that the main character in the biggest game of all time, the game that started it all, Super Mario Bros, is none other than an adventuring Plumber. Food for thought.

(The real reason for the plumbing conspiracy is that the various plumbing objects are portals to alternative realities, if you flush the toilets and run the sinks in the proper order. Agency secrets.)
 

migo

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If you could find a way to link it to porn, rule 34 would guarantee a game about this.
 

SyphonX

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SnootyEnglishman said:
I'm vastly confused at your post here. Would you mind not speaking in cryptics?
It's an overdone question as to why so much attention is applied to plumbing in games. First-person shooters, mainly.

Is it an inside joke that devs must make faucets work and toilets flush, but overlook other things? And why is the biggest game character of all time a plumber? For that matter, why do pipes bring you to alternate worlds. Why the obligatory sewer levels in nearly every game.

It's obviously a video game conspiracy. It's a secret maaan.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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SyphonX said:
SnootyEnglishman said:
I'm vastly confused at your post here. Would you mind not speaking in cryptics?
It's an overdone question as to why so much attention is applied to plumbing in games. First-person shooters, mainly.

Is it an inside joke that devs must make faucets work and toilets flush, but overlook other things? And why is the biggest game character of all time a plumber? For that matter, why do pipes bring you to alternate worlds. Why the obligatory sewer levels in nearly every game.

It's obviously a video game conspiracy. It's a secret maaan.
That's much clearer and now i can answer. With gaming graphics advancing more and more throughout time the need to make everything in a game's environment function becomes greater and greater.
 

Infinatex

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SyphonX said:
SnootyEnglishman said:
I'm vastly confused at your post here. Would you mind not speaking in cryptics?
It's an overdone question as to why so much attention is applied to plumbing in games. First-person shooters, mainly.

Is it an inside joke that devs must make faucets work and toilets flush, but overlook other things? And why is the biggest game character of all time a plumber? For that matter, why do pipes bring you to alternate worlds. Why the obligatory sewer levels in nearly every game.

It's obviously a video game conspiracy. It's a secret maaan.
It's for the hell of it. There's nothing sweeter then blasting you way into the top secret base, on a mission to save the world from impending doom and then say "screw this" and mess around in the bathroom for ten minutes turning all the taps on! They're gonna be pissed when they see the water bill this month!
 

SyphonX

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Maybe devs are required to pay homage to the original gaming deity Mario. Games are not allowed to succeed until plumber Mario God is satisfied with proper plumbing works.
 

Raijha

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Because all developers are secretly afraid down the plumbing is exactly where their product is going and if that be the case they want to be darn sure it works!
 

skystryke

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Maybe this is just me but the term "urinal dragon" seems like a really stupid penis metaphor like "trouser snake". Coincidentally I voted urinal dragon because it amused me although this thread seems a bit pointless and, no offense but it wouldn't surprise me if it was locked.
 

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SyphonX said:
Maybe devs are required to pay homage to the original gaming deity Mario. Games are not allowed to succeed until plumber Mario God is satisfied with proper plumbing works.
CoD4. All the toilets looked like they had been... used once too often. I doubt the plumber God would be happy with that.
 

SyphonX

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skystryke said:
Maybe this is just me but the term "urinal dragon" seems like a really stupid penis metaphor like "trouser snake". Coincidentally I voted urinal dragon because it amused me although this thread seems a bit pointless and, no offense but it wouldn't surprise me if it was locked.
It's just an over-the-top thought on something I've considered funny, as I grew up with games in the 90's.

Believe it or not, Urinal Dragons is not a sophomoric attempt at a penis joke. Dragons is a common secret society term, usually by means of manipulating events behind-the-scenes. Though you're welcome to fantasize about the former.. Can't change a poll, so who cares.

And as for the thread lock comment.. This thread was my attempt in injecting zany humor in the face of the tidal wave of "What's your favorite" topics. Sue me.
 

zombiejoe

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Mario is forcing them to do this! GET THE POLICE!

lol idk why, probably for atmosphere
 

SyphonX

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Soylent Bacon said:
op, are you stoned? lol I have no idea what you're talking about.
No, might as well be for being so ridiculous.

I bet if I looked hard enough, I could probably find an obscure magazine article about this whole plumbing in games topic. Probably around 1997-'98.

no oneder said:
I'm not getting this. I'm seriously incredibly confused. My head a-splode!
Seek out one of the agencies, and they will grant you guidance in this matter!