Poll: The poll to end, and begin, all polls

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Twintix said:
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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
 

Twintix

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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
 

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Akytalusia said:
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All options seem equally bad at representing my opinion, so I choose not to vote in protest.
Really? Option 5 reads as very pro body modification, Option 3 is definitely anti-Luddite, and, to my understanding, Option 2 could not be more opposed to the trans-humanist philosophy.
No, you're just deluding yourself and the others. There is literally no meaningful difference between them. The only conclusion that could be drawn from this poll is about the voter's number preference.
i must interject here. if my vote was inspired by my number preference, i would not have voted either, as i prefer 0 over all other numbers, and have no strong opinion of any other number. but as there was no such option, i instead voted based on symmetry, which i believe is another valid option preference not addressed in your argument.
further, there may be as of yet unrevealed alternative avenues of option preference to be disclosed. to so surely insinuate that the votes are absolutely based on number preference is both fallacious and short sighted. and thus concludes my interjection.
as you were.
Your arguments about your subjective motivations are irrelevant. My argument is that OP has instituted a poll that doesn't allow the voters to represent their opinions in the poll results, rendering the whole voting a charade, not about what their motivations are. The poll doesn't provide options to express your motivations in a quantifiable way, there are only the choices itself that are shown in the poll results. I'll give you that since the option number range is limited, the conclusions will be about your number preference within that range, but that doesn't alleviate the problem at all.
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All options seem equally bad at representing my opinion, so I choose not to vote in protest.
Really? Option 5 reads as very pro body modification, Option 3 is definitely anti-Luddite, and, to my understanding, Option 2 could not be more opposed to the trans-humanist philosophy.
No, you're just deluding yourself and the others. There is literally no meaningful difference between them. The only conclusion that could be drawn from this poll is about the voter's number preference.
The point of this poll is for people to make up what each option represents and mock-debate each other. It is parodying polls and how people respond to them.
Surely, that's a joke.
 

JohnZ117

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TranshumanistG said:
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Your arguments about your subjective motivations are irrelevant. My argument is that OP has instituted a poll that doesn't allow the voters to represent their opinions in the poll results, rendering the whole voting a charade, not about what their motivations are. The poll doesn't provide options to express your motivations in a quantifiable way, there are only the choices itself that are shown in the poll results. I'll give you that since the option number range is limited, the conclusions will be about your number preference within that range, but that doesn't alleviate the problem at all.
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Surely, that's a joke.
That's what I've been saying! Usually, when someone posts a poll here, it either starts off ridiculous, because it is based off a loaded question, or it becomes so bogged down with pointless, extremist argument, that it becomes ridiculous. The point here is to make fun of the latter by letting people get intentionally ridiculous in debates about made up poll choices.
 

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Either Option 4 or 5, since all the other methods of annihilating Canada are a bit too unfeasable, though I'm leaning for 5 because I'd love to see how the hell mecha-strippers can engage in combat.
 

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Twintix said:
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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
 

Lil_Rimmy

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I chose Option 2 because I used to wear the number 2 shirt when I played lacrosse.

I am a simple Rimmy, not a smart Rimmy.
 

Flames66

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My option is not there! I identify as 6 and feel discriminated against. The poll maker should apologise and publicly disembowel themselves for my amusement.
 

Twintix

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FPLOON said:
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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
 

JohnZ117

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My option is not there! I identify as 6 and feel discriminated against. The poll maker should apologize and publicly disembowel themselves for my amusement.
NEVER!! You Apologize, Or I Shall Place Option 7 On The Poll In Eternal Mockery Of Your Obsession!
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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
 

Barbas

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A true communist doesn't go any lower than 4. Which, in the context of this poll, means higher.

See you on the battlefield, Tovarisch. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONKNwtlaF44]
 

Saltyk

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Funny enough, I find that I usually support the third option in a lot of polls. They always seem to be the more balanced and less extreme options. And that's pretty much me. Though, I can go with option 4 at times.

Also, Option 1 is too mainstream. It's all explosions, romantic subplots, and one note characters.
Options 2 is a communist that supports the free market.
And Option 5 likes that Superman won in Death Battle (both times), making them the worst person ever.
Anyway, while I don't like what Option 4 did to those kangaroos, he has paid his debt to society. We should forgive him, I think. And he has some smart things to say about quantum teleportation.
 

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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
She'll ever let me go with Option 6? Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!! Oh, mama mia! Mama mia![footnote]Mama mia, let me go to Option 6 again![/footnote]
 

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Option 5, because I am the very model of a modern major general and I don't care who knows it.

Can't believe that many people chose Option 2 though. I mean, yeah, but...there's such a thing as too much napalm, you know?

Option 3 people are alright though. I takes a pretty big person to stand up for 3.
 

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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
She'll ever let me go with Option 6? Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!! Oh, mama mia! Mama mia![footnote]Mama mia, let me go to Option 6 again![/footnote]
Hell no! That option is created by Beelzebub, and he has a devil put aside for me![footnote]For me~ For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![/footnote]
 

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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
She'll ever let me go with Option 6? Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!! Oh, mama mia! Mama mia![footnote]Mama mia, let me go to Option 6 again![/footnote]
Hell no! That option is created by Beelzebub, and he has a devil put aside for me![footnote]For me~ For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![/footnote]
So they think they can stone Option 6 and then spit in my eye? So they think I can love another Option and leave Option 6 to die?
 

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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
She'll ever let me go with Option 6? Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!! Oh, mama mia! Mama mia![footnote]Mama mia, let me go to Option 6 again![/footnote]
Hell no! That option is created by Beelzebub, and he has a devil put aside for me![footnote]For me~ For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![/footnote]
So they think they can stone Option 6 and then spit in my eye? So they think I can love another Option and leave Option 6 to die?
Oooooh, baby! Tell them "Can't do this to me!", baby! You just gotta get out! Yes, you just gotta get right out of here!
 

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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
She'll ever let me go with Option 6? Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!! Oh, mama mia! Mama mia![footnote]Mama mia, let me go to Option 6 again![/footnote]
Hell no! That option is created by Beelzebub, and he has a devil put aside for me![footnote]For me~ For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![/footnote]
So they think they can stone Option 6 and then spit in my eye? So they think I can love another Option and leave Option 6 to die?
Oooooh, baby! Tell them "Can't do this to me!", baby! You just gotta get out! Yes, you just gotta get right out of here!
*sighs*[footnote]Oh, yeah... Oh yeah![/footnote] Nothing really matters, as anyone can see though all these Options... Nothing really matters...
 

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Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!
that answer is not grounded in reality at all
That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!
You're not real life? you're just fantasy?
I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!
Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy
I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!
Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?
My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...
Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.
It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!
It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)
To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!
Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?
Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!
But, Option 6 has Galileo![footnote]Galileo?[/footnote] That's right! Galileo!![footnote]Galileo??[/footnote] Galileo Figaro!!! That's Magnifico!!!
Oh...I guess I could've gone for that option. But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. Yes, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. So please, spare me my life from this monstrosity! I've made my choice...
Well, that's all "easy come, easy go", but will you let me go to my preferred Option which is Option 6?
Bishmilla...NO! I will not let you go with that option.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] Yes, I asked Bishmilla, and she said we will not let you go.[footnote]Let him go![/footnote] No matter what you say, we will not let you go...[footnote]Let him go![/footnote]
She'll ever let me go with Option 6? Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!! Oh, mama mia! Mama mia![footnote]Mama mia, let me go to Option 6 again![/footnote]
Hell no! That option is created by Beelzebub, and he has a devil put aside for me![footnote]For me~ For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![/footnote]
So they think they can stone Option 6 and then spit in my eye? So they think I can love another Option and leave Option 6 to die?
Oooooh, baby! Tell them "Can't do this to me!", baby! You just gotta get out! Yes, you just gotta get right out of here!
*sighs*[footnote]Oh, yeah... Oh yeah![/footnote] Nothing really matters, as anyone can see though all these Options... Nothing really matters...
No, you're right. Nothing really matters to me...

It's just any way the wind blows... Mmmmmmmm~

 

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And that was Bohemian's Rhapsody of Options from the Queen cover band The Escapist Users... This 6-day performance was the highlight of the thread it was played at with Elsa herself making a cameo in the music video... Hopefully, this won't be just their first performance as well as their last, considering this cover was based on numerical options and not alphabetical options, which is a whole other song altogether under the cover title Don't Stop Me Letter Options Now... With that said, I hope you all enjoyed the performance and don't forget to buy the album A Night On The Forums which has this cover song and, quite possibly, more at your local Escapist record store...