Poll: The poll to end, and begin, all polls

[geK0]

The poll is completely asymmetrical; I am displeased!

Why would you pick anything other than 3? it's precisely in the middle! Any other choice is just either insufficient or excessive. GAWD PEOPLE!
(lets play a game and try to keep the poll symmetrical : D)

Argument to moderation fallacy, the answer isn't always in the middle! Clearly the one true answer is Option 1, and anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the lamestream media and their reptilian overlords.

EVERYTHING MUST BE IN BALANCE!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU SKEWED THE RESULTS!

#truenutral

geKO, before you go completely crazed, listen to this and relax. Calmed down? Now, I know you need balance, but this poll rejects that. Options 1 and 4 are obviously very polarizing, and Option 5 is kind of biased towards the visually impaired. Those issues alone make balance unachievable. However, that, and many other reasons, is why the poll exists. Accept this disorder to find the real order.

referring to my mental health? that's just cruel x D

I'm okay now dude


NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bobular]

I've always supported Option 4. As have my parents and grandparents. And with your support option 4 can make a real difference to this forum, to the internet, to the entire world!

But then again option 2 is looking more and more attractive as I get older...

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Number 3 is the clear winner because Dream Warriors was the best Nightmare on Elm Street film ever made. Not only was it Patricia Arquette's first movie, but it marked the triumphant returns of series creator/writer, Wes Craven, and the original film's star, Heather Langenkamp.

See? It's painfully obvious.

 

[Johnny Impact]

Option 4 is the best. Why? Because it has the most votes. Majority rules!

That's about as funny as I can be while knocked on my ass with fever. Time for another double dose of Tylenol.....

 

[Frankster]

Option 5, because when options 1 through 4 all fail, you only have 1 option left you can trust.

*cue explosions, cool music and sunglasses*

Sure option 5 might be a bit of a loose cannon, but it gets results and if I had to pick 1 option to have my back in a bar fight, it would be option 5 all the way.

 

[geK0]

Option 4 is the best. Why? Because it has the most votes. Majority rules!

That's about as funny as I can be while knocked on my ass with fever. Time for another double dose of Tylenol.....

Maybe the Left 4 Dead avatar has something to do with it?

 

[FPLOON]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

 

[Objectable]

Clearly, all you people picking option 2 are just femininininistses. Fucking Smooth Jazz Waluigi's.

 

[geK0]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Option 1: 'Cuz I'm alpha as fuck. All other posts are wrong. That's right, I said it! Git triggered!

 

[gact]

OPTION 3 MASTER RACE!

 

[Pseudonym]

Option 2 is the best option. Everyone who denies that is lying to themselves.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I disagree with this poll because it doesn't have Option 2.5, way to force us into categories that don't represent the topic in a fair and balanced way. I'm now going to keep posting in this thread, derailing it horridly until a moderator is forced to lock it thus pissing everyone off!

 

[Malevolentcafe]

Option 6

This poll doesn't own me.

 

[Quazimofo]

I was elected to Lead, not to Read. I choose 3.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I chose 3, because it's a magic number.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I chose 3, because it's a magic number.

NO

Four is cosmic.

Three is Five, Five is Four, Four is cosmic.

 

[Kaymish]

While option 4 is currently gaining the most traction i find that Option 5's focus on Scientific Advancement and esper abilities will stand it in good stead in the future economic and political climate
Additionally Option 5's rejection of Deus Vult as a casus belli puts it over an above the minority options 1 and 2
Given current instability in the Chinese market i think looking to Option 3 is an error times like these require certainty and Option 3 while masterful in its execution of Green Chinese is simply unable to provide that authoritativeness
all these facts together make Option 5 a sure pick

 

[FPLOON]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!