Poll: The Reptile Theory

[Akai Shizuku]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

You've heard about it already probably, the theory that those in power are reptilian humanoids. What do you Escapists think about it?

 

[Robert632]

the guy who thought that up is crazier then the women in love with a roller coaster.

 

[Lyri]

Nonsense.

 

[walkingdead127]

Hey, I personally have no proof for or against it.

 

[JRCB]

Hey, I personally have no proof for or against it.

Yes you do.
Look around you.
Look at what the world has become.

Who the fuck would want to rule that?

Lizard people?

 

[Eisenfaust]

i was tempted to go the "no opinion" option but it just seems so ludicrous...

 

[Blackadder51]

Lizard people?

LOL!!!!!

This theory however is totally batshit.

 

[clicketycrack]

Hey, I personally have no proof for or against it.

Yes you do.
Look around you.
Look at what the world has become.

Who the fuck would want to rule that?

Lizard people have low standards. They live under the philosiphy that its better to be a king of fools than a peasant to a kingdom of geniuses.
I should know after all. I am the foremost lizard-person bahavioral researcher in all of North America.

 

[Dys]

Hey, I personally have no proof for or against it.

Oh dear god, it's like religon all over again *head exploeds*

 

[Yorath]

Well it just doesn't seem possible, there's been no proof of lizard people well... ever, no skeletons, fossils, etc. so... unless these guys are complete masters at covering their tracks and hiding their true selves, there's not a lot of evidence backing this guy up.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

It all makes sense now! This man is a genius!

 

[Sporadic chaos]

LOL WUT

But really, this could quite possibly the craziest conspiracy theory I've heard in a while.

 

[NotAPie]

Hes wrong.
The real threat is the Craaaa- I mean CrabPeople.
*hides claws*

 

[AkJay]

The guy who thought this up was a sci-fi author who went INSANE and started up this crazy theory that turned into a cult, much like another sci-fi author who shall not be named Mr. Hubbard.

 

[ScarlettRage]

the guy who thought that up is crazier then the women in love with a roller coaster.

agreed
why? is today talk about weridos day?

 

[grimsprice]

hmmmmm. so THATS why my parents can't stand tiny temperature variations. THEYRE LIZARDS!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! I WAS ADOPTED!!!! MY BIRTHDAY CAKE WAS A LIE!!!!!

 

[Robert632]

the guy who thought that up is crazier then the women in love with a roller coaster.

agreed
why? is today talk about weridos day?

yeah, i should know. it's right before "worship me like the reptilian man-god that i am"day.

 

[j0z]

Wait, let me get this straight... he thinks lizard people rule the world?
That has to be the stupidest thing I have heard in a while.
Of course, I have to deny it... *applies make over green scale*

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Well it just doesn't seem possible, there's been no proof of lizard people well... ever, no skeletons, fossils, etc. so... unless these guys are complete masters at covering their tracks and hiding their true selves, there's not a lot of evidence backing this guy up.

They eat their own remains right after they die.

They're THAT good.

 

[Grayjack]

That's what I've been saying! The Reptilians control everything!!!11