Poll: The Single Most Important Debate Today

[mokes310]

It's midterm week here in Korea, and my fellow teachers and I have found ourselves idly passing time with frivolous debates. This debate, however, has far reaching implications for the use of the term, "happiness." See following picture...

http://9gag.com/gag/a9bowm0 (Pic won't embed because I'm dense.)

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He postulates that Billy does have happiness simply because he's eaten his fill of bacon, where as I counter-claim that he really hasn't achieved happiness, because he's left to ponder the bacon that's been wasted.

So, I ask you, where do you stand on this great and important debate?

 

[Andy Shandy]

He has...a fucking heart attack. Man, I love bacon but I don't think even I could eat anywhere near that much in one sitting.

But to answer this question, I'd say he's happy. He's had plenty of bacon, and who's to say the other 14 bits went to waste? Maybe some of his friends had more reasonable amounts of bacon, or his dog. Just because Billy the Lardass isn't eating them does not mean they are necessarily wasted.

 

[Nouw]

I can only see him having happiness if it was his last meal, that kind of thing. Also, dat ellipsis.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Bacon isn't really that good in large amounts, so he cannot be happy.
The internet has to stop sucking bacon's dick.

 

[mokes310]

Bacon isn't really that good in large amounts, so he cannot be happy.
The internet has to stop sucking bacon's dick.

Blaspheme! You take those words back!