Poll: "The" stoner theory.

[jockslap]

My friend was incredibly ripped, and we where getting to talking. He decided to do some brain leakage. What he created was by far the funniest stoner rant that i have ever heard in my life!
I would like to share it with you all, and i wish to have you relate you're own rants to me, and an interesting discussion may be enjoyed by all.

Killian: "Whoa man, the walls are weird."
Me: "How so?"
Killian: "They're traveling in packs man!"
Killian: "They're always trying to get us, why is there always 4!?!?"
Killian: "It's so they can trap you man."
Killian: "And what's worse is those windows, man they look like you can get out of
them, but you really can't, because you're really fat!"(rippin' on me)
Killian: "don't even get me started on doors man!"
Me: "What about when there's three walls."
Killian: "Usually a window doesn't fit, but then it's replaced with a lattice."
Killian: "It's so obsolete it isn't thought of as something to learn, it becomes obscure.
Killian: "soon nobody is gunna be able to deal with them and then they will become invincible."
*Laughs Evilly*
Group(Mike, Bill, Killian): *Silence, for about an hour*

tell me if this is good or if you have you're own theory to relate.

 

[jockslap]

My friend was incredibly ripped, and we where getting to talking. He decided to do some brain leakage. What he created was by far the funniest stoner rant that i have ever heard in my life!
I would like to share it with you all, and i wish to have you relate you're own rants to me, and an interesting discussion may be enjoyed by all.

Killian: "Whoa man, the walls are weird."
Me: "How so?"
Killian: "They're traveling in packs man!"
Killian: "They're always trying to get us, why is there always 4!?!?"
Killian: "It's so they can trap you man."
Killian: "And what's worse is those windows, man they look like you can get out of
them, but you really can't, because you're really fat!"(rippin' on me)
Killian: "don't even get me started on doors man!"
Me: "What about when there's three walls."
Killian: "Usually a window doesn't fit, but then it's replaced with a lattice."
Killian: "It's so obsolete it isn't thought of as something to learn, it becomes obscure.
Killian: "soon nobody is gunna be able to deal with them and then they will become invincible."
*Laughs Evilly*
Group(Mike, Bill, Killian): *Silence, for about an hour*

tell me if this is good or if you have you're own theory to relate.

[EDIT] apparently i failed the poll, so just include either an G or a B

G=Good Theory
B=Bad Theory

 

[Nova Tendril]

One time I heard two stoners having a discussion during Gym class. It was basically the following:

"You know how we can only see black when we look far out into space? Well maybe it's like one-way glass. We can't see what's on the other side. Maybe we're like a fish in a fishbowl, and aliens are looking at us from the outside."

They have said a lot of stupid stuff.

 

[Banana Phone]

This is pretty cool. I've never thought of walls as traveling in packs, probably because I've never been high.

 

[space_oddity]

G

My best mate explained a theory of sentient teacups.
We had like four on the coffee table and he gave detailed explanations of all their personalities, and their relationships with each other.

 

[jockslap]

This is pretty cool. I've never thought of walls as traveling in packs, probably because I've never been high.

Makes perfect sense.

 

[dirte]

G

Puff,Puff the Magic Dragon

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Like wow man, I give this a G. This sounds like me...

 

[novokast]

geez, i've never been that stoned. i think the worst4me was when we were all laughing at the fact that we all couldn't handle any more of the current joint. all we were laughing at was the fact that we were bein passed the joint. kinda went round in circles for ages. =) but i've never thought of keeping an eye on the walls..... fuckin funny, but can't relate, sorry. on reflection, it kinda sounds like killian is working with the windows....lol(he musta been fuckin well bombed).
p.s. GoW online RAWKS with a spliff in hand. makes longshot shots eeeeeeezzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy.

 

[3rd rung]

I got one not a rant but anyway in a group of about 10 people and we were all high at the time. One of my friends just takes a drum stick and interupts all other conversations and say " we all need to start playing music with things we can find in the room" we all ignore him for about ten minutes, and apprently this whole time he is banging out a beat. then he walks up to every one giving them differnt object to play music with and would not let anyone do anything else until we had jammed. Honestly it was just the funniest shit while it was happeing and still one the the funniest things that have happened to me while high

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Sounds straight out of the Hitchhikers Guide.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Noooo the wallss will read this post!!!

 

[theSovietConnection]

Dammit, the walls will read this and know we're onto them, now they'll find a new way of hiding.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'ed!

 

[JamminOz07]

ummm, i think i'll read this again when i get home and am in a more relaxed state of mind

 

[SquirrelPants]

I don't need drugs to make theories like this, and have them make sense. I'm just that awesome.
This is a good theory, though. Quite enjoyable.

 

[Arcyde]

Those walls are up to something.