Poll: The three first posters on ZP.

[Roofstone]

Why? Why is it, that every single week, in every single month, in every single year, there is a few that post at once?

You'd think they would've learn by now that they will get banned?

You'd think they were adult enough to watch the entire stuff before posting there?

Why do they do this? What is their drive?

 

[Jester00]

they think it's cool to be first.

 

[Jester00]

What really confuses me is that these people will frequently comment on an aspect of the video but still get flak for not watching it. I think some of the timing that they assess watching times on are a bit off.

like one of the guys today.

and if Yathzee thinks that Starkiller is the most owerpowerd Star Wars character ever then I wonder of how many characters in the expanded medium (Exar Kun to name just one) he knows off

 

[Woodsey]

They have bigger balls then you could possibly begin to imagine; do not try and comprehend their motives.

 

[Mechsoap]

In hope of getting noticed by Yatzhee.

 

[Something Amyss]

Why? Why is it, that every single week, in every single month, in every single year, there is a few that post at once?

You'd think they would've learn by now that they will get banned?

You'd think they were adult enough to watch the entire stuff before posting there?

Why do they do this? What is their drive?

Aren't "trolling," "Firsters" and "personal retardation" basically the same thing?

 

[Something Amyss]

In hope of getting noticed by Yatzhee.

It might be better than my method. At least, the restraining orders would hint at that.

 

[Duffeknol]

Seventh!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

They have bigger balls then you could possibly begin to imagine; do not try and comprehend their motives.

Now that's just Insane Troll Logic.

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

The internet is an odd place, Some things such as this shall never be understood.

In other words, Their just idiots. Deal with them.

 

[voetballeeuw]

They do it so one day someone will get fed up and start a thread about it.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

After giving it some thought after noticing (yet again) that the first three people who posted were banned, I realized what the problem must be: in the mad drive to be the first to post (a dubious honor when you could create your own thread) they are unable to actually put any meaningful content into their post.

That bit up there took nearly a minute to write. You can't have that kind of time if you're looking to be on top I guess.

If that is true, then we would find that each week there are a number of people who feel the need to post a response to ZP. They desire to be the first to do so in spite of the fact that there is no award or accolade for doing so (though managing to be first and not getting so much as a suspension would be a noteworthy feat I guess) is so great that they do something that they almost certainly know will get them banned and yet the choose to do so anyway. That implies they are either incapable of recognizing a simple pattern (and thus they are stupid) or that they do not care (and thus they are trolls).

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Seventh!!!

Had you not wasted precious key-strokes with those extra exclamation points perhaps, but sadly you grabbed ninth post.

 

[Duffeknol]

Seventh!!!

Had you not wasted precious key-strokes with those extra exclamation points perhaps, but sadly you grabbed ninth post.

And only now I know what it feels like to fail as hard as the 'first' posters.