Poll: The Ultimately Random Battle

[Marv21]

Who would win in a fight?

Mercer (Prototype)

Jackie Estacado w/ Dual Pistols, Dual Uzis, and anything the Darkness can muster (The Darkness)

Nightcrawler w/ 2 swords (X-men)

Master Chief w/ Assult Rifle(Halo 1) and Rocket Launcher (Halo 1) (Halo 1, 2, 3, and whatever god awful sequal they will shove him in)

Tank (Left 4 dead)

and

Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter 1, 2, 3, Etc, but for all intensive purposes he is going to be placed from the last book with the Elder Wand being under his control for all intents and purposes!) w/ Elder wand, and Broom stick

The setting for this deathmatch is in a a urban environment in the pitch black of night with slight illumination with street lights and some car lights on, think the middle of New York city...abandoned cars, pipes laying around etc.

Now your job is to decide who would win...this is a battle Royal!

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Most likely Voldemort becuase the people who use guns always get fucked and Alex Mercer ... well he doesn't have a movie now does he?

 

[traceur_]

Most likely Voldemort becuase the people who use guns always get fucked and Alex Mercer ... well he doesn't have a movie now does he?

He will if I get my way. I vote Alex because he is pwn incarnate.

I think the fight would end up between Alex and Nightcrawler, because he's a slippery little bugger who wouldn't be able to kill Alex, so it would go for a few days then Alex would get him with the whip fist.

 

[Trendkill6]

Jackie, well 'cause I don't know he can summon the the forces of hell?!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Who would win in a fight?
Mercer (Prototype)

Wait, where's Mason? (RFG)
or at least an other option.

And I'm waiting for voldemort to pull out a 92FS in the next film... just to see the look on harry's face as it is blown off

 

[Kinguendo]

Who voted for Master Chief? Come on! What could he do to Nightcrawler? At least the others stand a chance!

I assume Estecado and Mercer would be battling it out but Estecado would win this given the fact that he can't die until The Darkness wants him to and they have pretty much the same power except Estecado can also summon Darklings and it is DARK out.

The Chief would have been killed by any one of the others in some crossfire I assume... maybe the Tank just beat him to death while he thought he was being sneaky not knowing that the Tank just knows were you are.

Then while the Tank takes some damage from that and Estecado takes Major damage from Mercer, Nightcrawler just teleports about and lops off various limbs of each of the chaps and after about... 10 seconds, maybe 15 Kurt Wagner has killed them both and stands victorious after a very confusing fight... probably wondering who these people are and why he would ever meet them apart from Estecado as he has met some of the other Marvel heroes before.

Oh and Voldermort(almost forgot about him) got decapitated in the first five seconds while drifting about on his wood thinking he was "all that" and not expecting Kurt to just be standing on the back of his broom.

 

[walkingdead127]

I say the tank if it is a one room or very close range fight. Otherwise not sure.

 

[S53]

That is pretty random. Now let's wait for all the "Where's ____?!?!?" posts lol.

 

[AroLombardi]

It would just end up with the Tank and Alex having a tie.

 

[Marv21]

Who voted for Master Chief? Come on! What could he do to Nightcrawler? At least the others stand a chance!

I assume Estecado and Mercer would be battling it out but Estecado would win this given the fact that he can't die until The Darkness wants him to and they have pretty much the same power except Estecado can also summon Darklings and it is DARK out.
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But remember! IF Jackie dies it takes the Darkness some time to sew him back together, provided hes blow up or ripped in half etc.!


Also remember in the darkness, Nightcrawler is invisible to the naked eye!

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Nightcrawler can teleport to a popcorn stand 6000 miles away.

Any fight you can walk away from.