Poll: Things we can all agree on.

Weentastic

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Part of me is just simply astounded at how many times the same topics come up on this site for debate and the same old arguments get tossed around. But the more dominant, cynical part of me isn't surprised at all because people equals shit. So I have begun thinking about whether there is anything at all that exists that wouldn't be argued about on this site. Like maybe in order to restore my faith in humanity, or at least a modicum of it, we should form a list of things that no one argues about. Not arguing itself on the issues, but simply whether or not arguing exists on those things. That way we could all have a "happy place" to find the next time gun control or rape comes up on these thread. I honestly wouldn't even know where to start, because I'm sure there is someone out there researching whether or not gravity exists.
 

Vault101

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Weentastic said:
Part of me is just simply astounded at how many times the same topics come up on this site for debate and the same old arguments get tossed around. But the more dominant, cynical part of me isn't surprised at all because people equals shit.
whoa whoa whoa...WHAT?....because people like to talk about certain topics alittle too much?


[quote/]Like maybe in order to restore my faith in humanity, or at least a modicum of it, we should form a list of things that no one argues about. No.[/quote]

wha??..are you fucking kidding me? because of an internet forum?

is this a pardody? did you like lurk through this site come up with a "general" archetype of an escapist poster?

next you'll be telling me you really like Metal and belive in social darwinism...oh and claim to be a misanthrope...

with issues
 

keybird

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I have actually done scientific theories on how putting cheese on practically every solid food makes it instantly better. It is the universal "topping" one might say.
TopazFusion said:
This by the way is utter genius and fact. Much like my cheese theory.
 

Skipper zammo

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keybird said:
I have actually done scientific theories on how putting cheese on practically every solid food makes it instantly better. It is the universal "topping" one might say.
TopazFusion said:
This by the way is utter genius and fact. Much like my cheese theory.
I don't like cheese. So that's your theory fucked.

Also, what about lactose intolerant people?
 

Giftfromme

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We can all agree piracy is wrong and is not justifiable in any context and people who do pirate should just admit that they want shit for free, and there is nothing else to it
 

x EvilErmine x

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I think we can all agree that rape, murder and kiddy porn are all things that we all agree are despicable.

Most every thing else is up for debate depending on your point of view.
 

Rawberry101

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Hitler was bad. He raped entire nations, metaphorically speaking. It's a good thing we got to him before he killed nations metaphorically and literally. I guess you could say he killed a nation's worth of people, but that goes back to the original statement that everyone can agree on. Hitler was bad.

Captcha: One Hit Wonder. And thank god for that!
 

Keoul

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TopazFusion said:
This is absolutely beautiful, it must be have it's own sticky thread named "Life Cycle of The Escapist Forums"

I think everyone should be able to agree on math problems, it's very black and white there. Except for those stupid complicated equations that go more into philosophy than mathematics... damn schrodinger...
 

Kae

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TopazFusion said:
The Escapist goes through a rotation cycle of popular topics.
The process essentially goes like this . . .

A 'catalyst' event happens (recent examples include: Lara Croft rape, and the movie theater shooting)



This causes a plethora of threads on the topic to flood the forum.



Some people's jimmies get rustled and they go make their own threads.



Almost the entire forum becomes clogged with threads about the same topic (or tangentially related to it).



At this point threads start popping up complaining about all the other threads about the current 'hot topic'



People eventually tire of arguing about the topic, and the threads start to wane.
Alternatively, another catalyst event occurs, causing a shift to a new topic.

Go back to start.
I'm pretty sure this is absolutely 100% true, so I guess this would be a food answer, except stupid captcha says it's so-so...

Well we can all agree that captcha is actually sentient and likes to troll people, he also has a sense of humour since it's often seen making sarcastic remarks, I also believe he's evil but guess that's up for debate.
 

Kragg

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i think there is no tangible thing like this, once you go beyond basic stuff like "we all agree that killing toddlers is wrong" you go into "but maybe..." territory

we are human after all, not robots, make out own decisions and come to our own conclusions.

captcha: pearly gates
 

Fappy

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I'd only agree with cheese if it was available to everyone.

 

FalloutJack

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Starik20X6 said:

I doubt you'll ever find a topic with 100% agreement.

Cheese, Gromit!

Also, Bacon and zombies. (Not both toghether.)
 

Marter

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We can all agree that Scorpion King 3 is the best movie ever.

Facts are not debatable, kids.
 

krazykidd

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We all agree that there is nothing we can all agree on .

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Bacon, honestly, anyone who disagrees is wrong, simple as. Bacon cannot be argued, only be accepted, those who disagree a wrong and always will be.
What about vegetarians /vegans / jews / muslims? They all hate bacon for one reason or another.
 

Adultism

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Sex is good and will always be good. So is masturbating.

Also PC is master race.
 

NightHawk21

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Giftfromme said:
We can all agree piracy is wrong and is not justifiable in any context and people who do pirate should just admit that they want shit for free, and there is nothing else to it
Wrong. Piracy is acceptable and I would green light it myself if the game is no longer available or for some other reason inaccessible.

Here is a list of things we can agree on:
- Everyone needs oxygen to live