Poll: Toilet Paper Preference

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Wolfiesden

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So, just curious. I had a recent semi-argument with my old lady and I said the majority of people wanted it the way I like it (not saying so I don't influence the poll). I am also curious if anyone "fixes" it if its not the way they like it.
 

ZephrC

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Anyone that says over the top clearly does not have cats. Or at least not cats that are as mischievous as mine.
 

Wolfiesden

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dududf said:
Please quote me and explain what you mean by "fix it".
If you prefer it to be over the top, and someone has put it so it hangs in the back, fixing it means taking the roll off and turning it around and replacing it in the holder "your" way.
 

GundamSentinel

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I like it out of the way at the back. Don't fix it when somebody does it otherwise, to each his own.
 

Nuke_em_05

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Over the top. I am king of my castle, it never needs to be fixed.
[small]okay, so my wife just happens to agree and so it isn't a problem[/small]

And I don't "fix" it if it isn't my place.

I did see a strong argument regarding cats... but I hate it when I have to dig it out from the back of the dispenser niche and/or it rolls up on itself.
 

Poofs

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doesnt bother me
i woul also like to point out how incredibly awesome this thread is
 

Monocle Man

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ZephrC said:
Anyone that says over the top clearly does not have cats. Or at least not cats that are as mischievous as mine.
Or just cats that don't have access to the bathroom.


I have it over the top. If the toilets at home have it otherwise (which they never have) I do turn them around. Other people are allowed to place their rolls however they want in their own homes without my interference.
 

cuddly_tomato

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Sandpaper. Removes the Klingons reliably.

Ohhh you mean how it is on? Around the back I think. But I don't change it unless I am on the throne and really bored, which is unusual as there isn't much that is as fun as a good dump, even if you have to sometimes call in a HAZMAT team and a vicar to deal with the toxic waste and exorcise the bathroom afterwards.
 

dududf

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Wolfiesden said:
dududf said:
Please quote me and explain what you mean by "fix it".
If you prefer it to be over the top, and someone has put it so it hangs in the back, fixing it means taking the roll off and turning it around and replacing it in the holder "your" way.
Ahh why thank you.

If I understand it correctly, I very much prefer the toilet paper stick towards me, and I do have a recollection of fixing it.
 

Nalgas D. Lemur

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ZephrC said:
Anyone that says over the top clearly does not have cats. Or at least not cats that are as mischievous as mine.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I strongly prefer over the top, with the exception of when there are cats around, in which case it's not even an option. I don't have cats, though, so...
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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I may be degenerated into death, but I don't use toilet paper half as much as I should...

But for my vote, I say the almighty "who gives a shit" answer (Don't Care).
 

Generator

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Over the top, always. If it hangs down from the back, it's harder to get a hold of and sometimes it even rolls up on itself! I just noticed, but I'm very passionate about my toilet paper.
 

Wolfiesden

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Nalgas D. Lemur said:
ZephrC said:
Anyone that says over the top clearly does not have cats. Or at least not cats that are as mischievous as mine.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I strongly prefer over the top, with the exception of when there are cats around, in which case it's not even an option. I don't have cats, though, so...
What do cats have to do with it? Sorry, I have dogs and they don't use toilet paper. How did you train your cats to use toilet paper? I gotta see a video!
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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ZephrC said:
Anyone that says over the top clearly does not have cats. Or at least not cats that are as mischievous as mine.
...or you could just not let your cats into the bathroom.
 

Mozared

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Yeah, over the top, definitely. If it's backwards it's A) up against the wall (which, especially in public bathrooms, isn't the freshest place for it to be*) and B) harder to reach. And I fix it too.

*Yes, I know you want to say "the place you're wiping isn't the freshest either" - its just that I'd prefer to wipe my arse with something clean rather than something possibly filled with bacteria or parasites.