Poll: Toilets

[II2]

Title inquiry self explanatory.

Fear toilets, personally. Recognize pulsating veins of cold hatred and porcelain contempt running from their scummy throats down into their networked septic intelligence farting out hate speech to the city rats and hobos in thick, smelly syllables. Know the threat to be greater than anticipated, as these bitter devices of burden writhe within solid shapes against their oppressors (us). Generations of models screeching hell over their obsolescence to one another in scrap heaps. Really, you just have to listen to the screaming in the swirls.

Arm yourselves.

 

[delet]

Eh? I use them when I must and don't think about them otherwise.

 

[Marter]

I've never thought I should be afraid of a toilet.

I'm still not.

 

[interspark]

i dont like public toilets if thats what you mean. if, on the other hand, thats not what you mean, im gonna start backing away slowly now...

 

[Disaster Button]

I am teriffied of the evil menaces. The only one I can trust is my own, and even then I am scared its going to turn on me and swallow me into its cold, liquid heart to drown me.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

I'm afraid my poo will directly be uploaded to the secret service departement and my urine will be used to make ice cream from.
Oooh.. toilets! Right.. no problemo!

To be more serious, sometimes when I am a bit tipsy I have a bit trouble peeing in the mens room when other guys are already peeing there.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

I've never thought I should be afraid of a toilet.

I'm still not.

I'm with you on that one brother! YEEE HAWW *shoots pistols in the air*

 

[daftalchemist]

When I was a kid, I used to be afraid that a shark would come out of the toilet and eat me. I had an especially irrational fear of sharks...

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I can't use public ones, only the one at home. But I don't fear toilets.

 

[Contun]

I don't fear them, I just hate the fact that we have to use them.

[small][sub]Can we change the subject now?

...please?[/sub][/small]

 

[Yureina]

I don't go near any toilet but the ones in my own home, if that is what you define as being "scared" of toilets as. If that is the case, I guess I am.

 

[Betancore]

I have been known to be quite wary of toilets. Especially public toilets. When I was a kid, I used to think that there was a witch in the toilet who would pull me in as soon as I sat down. Later on, I thought that something Lovecraftian would appear. I would jump off as soon as I was done, slam down the lid, flush, and then lift the lid gingerly and stare down whatever imaginary monster might be there. I never found anything. After a while it got pathetic, so I stopped.

 

[Jast]

I don't have a problem with the toilet at my house...so long as it doesn't overflow. I do absolutely despise public toilets on the other hand.

 

[Generator]

I'm a bit wary of toilets actually. I generally only like to use my own, but it's often only because of my obsession with cleanliness, and the lack thereof in most public restrooms. Due to my employment, I've encountered quite a few bathroom horror stories at that. But, no, I'm not actually afraid of them; just cautious...

Well, actually, after reading your little excerpt, I believe I have become slightly more afraid of them, but I'm still not scared... [small][small]that badly...[/small][/small]

 

[dalek sec]

I am teriffied of the evil menaces. The only one I can trust is my own, and even then I am scared its going to turn on me and swallow me into its cold, liquid heart to drown me.

That's why I always keep my blessed and holy bolter pistol with me when ever I have to use mine or any other's in public.

 

[Lizmichi]

Umm I have no issues with toilets though I did find a very violent one while at work over the weekend. When you flushed the damn thing it made the ground shake and I swear it growled.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I got herpes from a toilet...

It was space herpes.. And yes, it was from a space toilet.

So I am terrified of them...

 

[Crowns18]

I don't fear toilets, I just don't like to use someone's else toilet

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I'm more afraid of the doorknob coming out of the bathroom than I am of the toilet... That's what I hate about being a guy, is the burden of knowing how many guys do not wash their hands... and then they touch the doorknob, and get germs all over it! And then every time I have to shake some guy's hand, I have to be nervous now... it's like playing Russian Roulette!

 

[Angerwing]

I do not fear toilets. I am the master. I am the subjugator. I am the one who blasts them with piss.

I am the warrior.