Poll: Too Cute to Kill?

[Toners]

Spoiler

Nothing is "too cute to kill", just look at rabbits. Before anyone says it, no I'm not a psychopath and yes, I do eat them. Oh, and no I don't take any special pleasure out of it either.

I will only ever kill cute things when done in a complete overkill way for amusement, like running over puppies with arctic trucks, or baby rabbits with a tactical nuke... mmmm yeah.
Actually, I don't..
I don't have access to nukes or trucks

Or blowing up a fox with an R.P.G.? (Rocket Propelled Grenade - just so there's no confusion.)

to be fair, you can't blow stuff up with a role playing game, although if you could that would be AWESOME. Just throw a D+D rulebook at something and a mushroom cloud appears
Sadly, this is not possible... unless you lace the thing with nitroglycerin... I must look further into this

 

[Fingerprint]

Spoiler

Nothing is "too cute to kill", just look at rabbits. Before anyone says it, no I'm not a psychopath and yes, I do eat them. Oh, and no I don't take any special pleasure out of it either.

I will only ever kill cute things when done in a complete overkill way for amusement, like running over puppies with arctic trucks, or baby rabbits with a tactical nuke... mmmm yeah.
Actually, I don't..
I don't have access to nukes or trucks

Or blowing up a fox with an R.P.G.? (Rocket Propelled Grenade - just so there's no confusion.)

to be fair, you can't blow stuff up with a role playing game, although if you could that would be AWESOME. Just throw a D+D rulebook at something and a mushroom cloud appears
Sadly, this is not possible... unless you lace the thing with nitroglycerin... I must look further into this

I love the idea - even without the nitroglycerin, the sheer weight of the D&D book would leave a pretty big creator where it landed.

 

[ThisNewGuy]

like running over a kitten with a monster truck.

AHAHAHAHA, i've done that, but not with a truck.

I thought the turrets are there for you to disable in the first place.

 

[Toners]

Spoiler

Nothing is "too cute to kill", just look at rabbits. Before anyone says it, no I'm not a psychopath and yes, I do eat them. Oh, and no I don't take any special pleasure out of it either.

I will only ever kill cute things when done in a complete overkill way for amusement, like running over puppies with arctic trucks, or baby rabbits with a tactical nuke... mmmm yeah.
Actually, I don't..
I don't have access to nukes or trucks

Or blowing up a fox with an R.P.G.? (Rocket Propelled Grenade - just so there's no confusion.)

to be fair, you can't blow stuff up with a role playing game, although if you could that would be AWESOME. Just throw a D+D rulebook at something and a mushroom cloud appears
Sadly, this is not possible... unless you lace the thing with nitroglycerin... I must look further into this

I love the idea - even without the nitroglycerin, the sheer weight of the D&D book would leave a pretty big creator where it landed.

coupled with the humiliation of being killed by something QUITE that nerdy It's like being run over by a Robin Reliant. You could be run over by something cool like an Aston Martin DB7, but no, you had to be killed by the car that couldn't afford a fourth wheel x)

 

[Fingerprint]

Spoiler

Nothing is "too cute to kill", just look at rabbits. Before anyone says it, no I'm not a psychopath and yes, I do eat them. Oh, and no I don't take any special pleasure out of it either.

I will only ever kill cute things when done in a complete overkill way for amusement, like running over puppies with arctic trucks, or baby rabbits with a tactical nuke... mmmm yeah.
Actually, I don't..
I don't have access to nukes or trucks

Or blowing up a fox with an R.P.G.? (Rocket Propelled Grenade - just so there's no confusion.)

to be fair, you can't blow stuff up with a role playing game, although if you could that would be AWESOME. Just throw a D+D rulebook at something and a mushroom cloud appears
Sadly, this is not possible... unless you lace the thing with nitroglycerin... I must look further into this

I love the idea - even without the nitroglycerin, the sheer weight of the D&D book would leave a pretty big creator where it landed.

coupled with the humiliation of being killed by something QUITE that nerdy It's like being run over by a Robin Reliant. You could be run over by something cool like an Aston Martin DB7, but no, you had to be killed by the car that couldn't afford a fourth wheel x)

I think the same would apply to the Bubble Car. That would be something to behold. Though surely if you were to get run over by either of those would you get hurt or just get up, dust your self off and walk away with a cracked rib or two?

 

[Toners]

Spoiler

Nothing is "too cute to kill", just look at rabbits. Before anyone says it, no I'm not a psychopath and yes, I do eat them. Oh, and no I don't take any special pleasure out of it either.

I will only ever kill cute things when done in a complete overkill way for amusement, like running over puppies with arctic trucks, or baby rabbits with a tactical nuke... mmmm yeah.
Actually, I don't..
I don't have access to nukes or trucks

Or blowing up a fox with an R.P.G.? (Rocket Propelled Grenade - just so there's no confusion.)

to be fair, you can't blow stuff up with a role playing game, although if you could that would be AWESOME. Just throw a D+D rulebook at something and a mushroom cloud appears
Sadly, this is not possible... unless you lace the thing with nitroglycerin... I must look further into this

I love the idea - even without the nitroglycerin, the sheer weight of the D&D book would leave a pretty big creator where it landed.

coupled with the humiliation of being killed by something QUITE that nerdy It's like being run over by a Robin Reliant. You could be run over by something cool like an Aston Martin DB7, but no, you had to be killed by the car that couldn't afford a fourth wheel x)

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I think the same would apply to the Bubble Car. That would be something to behold. Though surely if you were to get run over by either of those would you get hurt or just get up, dust your self off and walk away with a cracked rib or two?

heh, actually the more likely thing would be the car would just stop after hitting you and be a mild irritation to the person it hit. They don't exactly have a brilliant top speed, especially if you're quite heavy. To actually incur injury, someone would probably have to deliberately run you over.
EDIT: at least it actually has a fourth wheel

 

[iamnotincompliance]

What, am I the only other person besides the good Captain's father to turn turrets around when I could get away with it?

*glances left, then right*

Certainly looks like it.

Granted, sometimes I'd bunch them together then slaughter them all, but if they weren't bothering me, that was generally good enough.

 

[Jharry5]

I hated the turrets. There was something about their supposedly 'cute' voice that set alarm bells ringing in my head.
How could something that is designed to kill you be cute?

It was kill or be killed, so I chose the latter...

 

[True Nero]

now, i have a thing against killing cute objects or beings, but if they try to kill ME first, then i feel i can return the favor without feeling bad...

 

[ExaltedK9]

Wow, the I have no soul option covers basically everything for me.

Does the urge to kill everything I see make me a monster?

No, it makes you your avatar.

 

[blood77]

I don't see what is so cute about them. They are turrets, Turrets!, machines built to mindlessly guard an area against intruders, not robotic kittens that poop candy and do random things as to make for funny photos:

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

No sympathy for things that hurt me.

Or shoot me mercilessly.

Or annoy me.

 

[Simalacrum]

they're cute, but... they have guns. and they're pointed at you. whats the logical conclusion to this?

 

[Shrubery]

I killed them all!
they kinda creep me out

 

[blood77]

oops, double post.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I felt the need to permanently deactivate them all. They're too much of a threat if they are still active even if they're in corner. On a side note, I complete the bonus challenge in which you had to go through the turret chamber without having the ability to move or destroy them and it was insanely hard, killing them is the only way! (Kill them all, let God sort it out!)

 

[Avida]

I 'killed them' because it was easier, but that didnt stop me spending a long time finding the best way to re-right them again because they were just that awesome.

 

[megapenguinx]

All of them.

In fact, I even carried some of them through the barrier in front of the elevator. The sound they make as they are disintegrated is hilarious.

I did alot. I kept trying to find new ways to destroy the little suckers.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Wow, the I have no soul option covers basically everything for me.

Does the urge to kill everything I see make me a monster?

No, it makes you almost normal. You should totally act on the urege though, its great fun. Like playing cricket with puppies and strapping hand grenades to bunnies and making them run back down the hole to their family and then they blow up andits funny. Like big car crashes where lots of people die in fiery explosions. Dipping kittens tails in petrol then setting them on fire is also fun.
Just harming things other people consider cute is fun. I dont really think anything is cute

 

[AngloDoom]

I fired two portals beneath too separate turrets that were next to each other, in a moment of "Oh shit panic!"

The two fell, collided half-way between the two floors, fired like crazy, then repeatedly started jumping up and down the other's portal screaming "Whhhhhhhyyyyyy....."

I admit I laughed, but the first time I knocked over a turret I was devastated. Then, I realised they were actually a threat.