If they were blue so the visually impaired could track them better, I'd have a pun or two.Jonluw said:There needs to be some joke about testicles in this thread, but I can't muster up the effort to make one.
No, I don't agree. It's stupid. Do I really need to make an argument to support that view?
Nah, fuck it, my head hurts.
This tends to be my PoV on this sort of thing. That one part of a Simpsons episode encapsulated it. Where the ancient Incas were ruined by fussy mothers and when the Spanish came for them, they were too pussy to fight.Leximodicon said:Just breeding a bunch of silly pussy-men and women who can't stand real life. Yeah, baseballs hurt. Live with it you soon to be neutered girly men.
It would seem parents are more at risk. Better to just keep them off the field while the kids play.Mr. Eff said:The ban apparently came into effect after a parent suffered a concussion.
Like those balls are going to be any less intimidating. I will admit I took a kickball to the face one time, pitching for a kickball game. It stung like a mofo, but it didn't stop me from playing. If it was a soccer ball, I probably would have come out of that with a bloody nose, but I would have gotten right back on the horse and played. Why? Because I learned to dodge the ball. You take your punches and you learn from that.The principal of the school also says "kids were coming in complaining of injury, or being scared."
Soft balls made of foam are still allowed.
Not really. This is just one more case of overreactionary people overreacting with more interest in protecting their own ass than the children's. Kids are going to get hurt. I've seen more than my share of them getting into an accident, but within 5 minutes they shook it off. Better to just accept the inevitable and have the joy of being a parent tending to a booboo than to have a child grow up afraid of the world. If I ever have a kid, I want him/her ready to face the world. With the way other children are going to be, my kid will be ruling the world in no time.So I ask you, Escapists: do you agree with the ban?