Poll: try to say it scary or manly

[Drazeric]

Ok so I was having a convo with a few friends and we determined that no one could say cookies in a scary and/or manly fashion. Go ahead give it a try and let me know your results.

 

[Pinkamena]

I guess it is pretty hard to say words we associate with good things scary or manly. Like cuddles, cupcakes, or kittens. Funny.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

This calls for further nonsense.

Well this thread was resolved quickly wasn't it.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Who told you you could eat MY COOKIES?!"

Classic line.

 

[Tilted_Logic]

I had a friend with a voice that could scare grown men even if he was talking about bunnies. Needless to say though I can't do it xD

 

[Darwins_Folly]

 

[Android2137]

/thread.

That made me laugh so hard, but it was pretty terrifying.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

/thread.

That made me laugh so hard, but it was pretty terrifying.

It had that effect on me too.

 

[King Toasty]

/thread.

Yeah, no, totally wasn't planning on sleeping or eating cookies any time soon. Dick.

._.

 

[brunothepig]

Ok, so I mostly just wanted to post this video. Still, it's not scary but it's totally manly.

/thread.

Holy fuck I was in hysteric the whole time...

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

I hav managed to make 'lets build an olrphanage' sound utterly evil and sinister, so I could probably manage cookies.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

/thread.

For once a post claiming to /thread actually delivers the goods. That was outstanding

Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Cookies for the Cookie Monster!

 

[masticina]

*Noms Cookie*
Really a good actor can make anything look scary. But when it comes to cookies he/she has to work hard to put the idea of scary strong unto it.

I guess if the character the actor plays would get heaves, breathing problems and the likes if eating a cookie sure they could see that as Scary. From the characters point of view.. a cute cookie might be a killer for said character.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I imagine it'd be quite easy to say it in a manly fashion, just imagine yourself preceding it with "MOTHERFUCKING..."

Also, my Captcha is 'oh, lord'. Really?

 

[thick doona]

*Noms Cookie*
Really a good actor can make anything look scary. But when it comes to cookies he/she has to work hard to put the idea of scary strong unto it.

I guess if the character the actor plays would get heaves, breathing problems and the likes if eating a cookie sure they could see that as Scary. From the characters point of view.. a cute cookie might be a killer for said character.

I think the OP just means make the work sound manly/scary. I did it the first time, and I'm hardly an Academy Award winning actor.

 

[masticina]

*Noms Cookie*
Really a good actor can make anything look scary. But when it comes to cookies he/she has to work hard to put the idea of scary strong unto it.

I guess if the character the actor plays would get heaves, breathing problems and the likes if eating a cookie sure they could see that as Scary. From the characters point of view.. a cute cookie might be a killer for said character.

I think the OP just means make the work sound manly/scary. I did it the first time, and I'm hardly an Academy Award winning actor.

True just showing how everybody can be made into something else. Still these cookies we're not stale

 

[FalloutJack]

It's funny as hell.

 

[Brandon237]

/thread.

Holy.Crap. That was genuinely brilliant. Yes OP, it can be scary!
I am not eating cookies any time soon.