Poll: Twilight or Vampires Suck?

[ShadeOfRed]

Hang yourself with your own brain stem. It's really a better option.
Twilight if you MUST go see one of them. At least Twilight won't make you outright disgusted in humanity.

 

[Meemaimoh]

they aren't all that bad, if you get past the high school drama love relationships

... There's something in Twilight that isn't high school drama love relationships stuff?

Definitely the original series. Not that I actually like Twilight - hell no. But having read all the books, there is a part of me that is morbidly curious to see at least the first movie. Plus, it would be an awesome film to riff to. I've heard the RiffTrax for it is amazing.

Vampires Suck - and the other movies made by the same two guys - are the embodiment of everything that's wrong with comedy at the movies. They're part of the reason why I get most of my comedy from DVDs. I loathe them.

 

[AMMO Kid]

All the guys I know said that it sucked and all the girls I know said it was awesome.

Also, where is the neither option?

 

[mental_looney]

In this case Twilight really is the lesser of 2 evils which shows just how horrible Vampires Suck really is.

Twilight but only because the other choice is so so much worse.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

The choices are more or less poison and i don't like willingly poisoning myself though I think If pressed to choose i would have to say...

Damn it i can't choose!

I'd rather rip out my own brain stem and walk to the nearest four-way intersection and skip rope with it than watch either of them!

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

The fact that anyone voted to see Twilight makes me sad.

 

[VondeVon]

Neither. I expected Vampires Suck to be a pathetic attempt at parody and so didn't even bother with it. I'll stick with the fan-made parodies - much more amusing and FREE!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Neither, I would rather spend my money ordering a takeout and watch a B movie on the Scifi channel.

I know they are terrible, but I find them strangely entertaining. Especially if your watching with friends.

 

[rezaDN1992]

Fuck both movies. And vampires suck can only be a bith funny if you understand twillight. But then you have to see that to so screw both. Go watch scott pilgrimm ignore both disasters and maybe one day there will be more more people working in hollywood who want to make art instead of money and sell all tickets to retarted fuckheads.

 

[Forgetitnow344]

I'd take the money, and go watch Scott Pilgrim vs the World again.

Exactly what I was thinking. Twice is not enough!

Aside from the few stand-outs, movies this year have been really... Bad. I hope it's not indicative of the decade.

 

[Sassafrass]

The Scrubs hate here disappoints me. (Yeah, it's one user but everyone should love Scrubs! /Fan-boy)

OT: I've only seen Twilight out of those. But if I had to see one, I'd go for Vampire Sucks. Mainly as I've seen ever instalment of Twilight for free. Gotta love friends who pay for you to watch a film with them.

 

[Cynical skeptic]

Neither.

One is a moronic self-insertion fantasy of a very old and boring woman. The other is acting like the former isn't already a complete joke.

On the other hand, the most recent season of true blood has a subplot that is almost twilight verbatim, except... "edward" is a psychotic loser and "bella" is a kidnapped and terrified woman who's repeatedly raped and victimized by a creature many times stronger and faster than she'll ever be. It basically proves the best way to make fun of twilight is to recreate it outside of the author's moronic fantasy world.

Also, sitcoms suck, scrubs is a sitcom, ergo...

 

[greenyboy27]

Nether, I'd rather sit at home and watch reruns of Scrubs...

What he said ^

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

I find it horrifying to even contemplate a scenario wherein I literally have to choose between watching one of these two films - both are quite firmly in the "Oh hell no, I am NEVER watching that crap!" category, films I actively wish I could redact right out of existence itself through naught but the incandescent fury of the hatred I feel towards them.

So a situation where I have to pick between them? There's just no way that I would ever do that, unless something terrible would happen if I didn't.

 

[_Janny_]

Probably the parody. I can't stand Patterson's face or that lady's acting. They just make me cringe. And I don't wanna cringe for two hours. I'd rather laugh at a bad parody.

 

[silversnake4133]

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

 

[Ashendarei]

I couldn't make myself choose either in that situation.

 

[WrongSprite]

I'd go see Twilight. It's average. Unlike the '... Movie' series.

 

[ohellynot]

they aren't all that bad, if you get past the high school drama love relationships

I'd rather go home and bang two briks together.

 

[Kwaren]

I would also take the money. I would use it to put gas in my truck.