Poll: UK Election

[bad rider]

If an election in the uk was called right now who would you vote for?

Edit: Fixed looney to loony (happy now huggy?)

 

[Cousin_IT]

Much as I loath all the political parties in Britain, if push came to shove I guess id vote Conservative. Though given the choise between a vacuous soundbite spewing Eaton snob, a bumbling desperate to look in-touch Scot & whoever Nick Cleg is not being this week; we're doomed whichever way

edit: selected Monster Raving Loony Party, even though they serve no purpose since Lord Sutch passed away :'(

 

[Parsley]

Unfortunately even though having the monster raving looney party would be awesome its extremely unrealistic. So I shall go with Cameron. No hope for gordan anymore. And no one will vote for labour for a good while...

 

[Logan Westbrook]

edit: selected Monster Raving Loony Party, even though they serve no purpose since Lord Sutch passed away :'(

To be fair, they served no purpose while he was still alive either.

 

[Cousin_IT]

edit: selected Monster Raving Loony Party, even though they serve no purpose since Lord Sutch passed away :'(

To be fair, they served no purpose while he was still alive either.

He was the only thing that made watching the election results mildly close to possibly being entertaining

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

Blah party. Thier manifesto is an unworkable ideal but they're led by Captain Sensible so its my duty to vote for them.

 

[stevetastic]

i guess the lib dems, as the last real tory prime minister (john major doesn't count) was Maggie thatcher and she was a complete fucking *****.
Not Labour as i dont trust 'the third way'.
Not the greens because i hate hippies.
and finally LOL at bnp (pathetic losers)

 

[bad rider]

I've always seen the monster raving looney party as, to quote the joker "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it." What would they do if they actually got in, you know apart from rub their eyes with disbelief.

 

[deathninja]

Assuming we eventually get an election and Broon doesn't toy with the system further, I'd go Conservative, Lib Dems seem all over the place, and I'd never vote Labour.

 

[Andalusa]

Labour for the fail!!! As long as they don't win, I'd be cool about it. Maybe Monster Raving, only for the random name though, it's just like i'd laugh if Peta won this thing about sea-kittens, do it for the funnies.

 

[AuntyEthel]

Would have voted Looney, but Sutch ain't there anymore. The two main parties right now are so ridiculous. Brown has no charisma or personality, and Cameron has no policies. So I'll go for Green, cause at least they want to do some good.

 

[DeusFps]

The raving monsters... They're sane enough to know they're crazy. Unlike everyone else.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Have to be Lib Dems. I live in cornwall and they always get in down here.
Aside from that I would only vote conservative if the only alternative was the BNP.

 

[Blue Sonnet]

Summary:

Gordon Brown - Starting to do good things, but his complete lack of charisma may well be his downfall, along with residual feelings about the war.

David Cameron - Smug SOB. Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him Hate Him!
His entire political strategy seems to be to wait for the slightest mistake by Labour, get on every TV show possible to go on about it and how they would do better, then completely fail to come up with an alternative plan that they would have used.

Nick Clegg - I'd seriously vote Lib Dem, mainly as they do a pretty good job locally, and it's not as if they can be worse than the other two. He seriously needs to do some profile-raising work though, I completely forgot his name before I saw it in the post above!

 

[John_Doe_1689]

BNP ftw!!!!!!!!!

Oh and btw it's loony not "looney"

 

[TwistedEllipses]

All our political parties have as much appeal as a collection of dead flies in a shop window...

...anyone on here want to be pm? cos I'm ready to vote for any alternative...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I am too young to vote, and I still stand by Clarkson for PM.

 

[John_Doe_1689]

Yes I am happy now, oh so happy. XD

 

[Revernd Awesome]

I am too young to vote, and I still stand by Clarkson for PM.

That would not end well...


Brown really has screwed everything up for Labour and I highly doubt they will be voted back in.
On the other hand, I really do not want the Torys in power, I cannot foresee anything good from that, they are the party I least want in, even less so than the BNP, if only for the comic value of them trying to kick out everyone who isn't British. Which of course would include all the dirty frogs that came over here in 1066, and those dam Italians that came over with the Romans, not to mention the Norse Devils that invade, and pretty much everyone else, if they got in Power, they'd stay in power as there would probably only be 3 or 4 voters left.

I'd like to see the Green party get into power, I think they may actually be able to help the whole "killing out planet" thing that we seem to have going, but it won't happen, the UK elections are a 2 horse race.

And I'm under the legal voting age, so I don't get a say in it at all.


Also, I'm pretty sure the RLM party has been disbanded, feel free to correct me if I'm awfully wrong.

 

[jdnoth]

There doesn't seem to be any parties willing to abolish themselves directly after coming into power, so I guess I'll be staying home on election day.