Poll: Uwe Boll

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Gladion

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At least 90% of gamers who criticize him haven't even seen one single fucking movie of his. I'm not saying he's making good movies, I'm just saying most people don't know a damn thing.


Edit: I don't care. You're not forced to see his movies, so just let his fans alone ffs.
 

Playbahnosh

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Mr. Boll's movie making power lies on that single fact that he is sponsored by Germany. That said loophole. And no, he didn't figured it out by himself, people put him there for a reason.
As far as business is concerned, ANY popularity is popularity.

Just think about it, there is no movie enthusiast or gamer on Earth, who doesn't know Uwe "Movie Killer" Boll. By making these outrageously horrifying movies, more and more people will watch them for all the wrong reasons. And as any controversial celebrity out there, he gets fame and fortune for all the wrong reasons, too. And no, he won't stop. Why should he? He is widely popular, he gets a sick amount of dosh to make movie disasters, and he brings home fat stacks of cash for all this. I don't say I agree with him, but I understand...

The only thing that makes me wanna torture him, mutilate him, burn him, resuscitate him, torture him some more until he dies, then go to Hell and torture his eternal soul until the end of times, is that he picked my topic for his godawful movies. He should've picked art films, animal movies or documentaries, but no, he picked goddamn GAMES, and for that, he should pay.... with blood...
 

Aiden Rebirth

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um... at least he tries? how many other people try and succeed to release game movies, and wasn't postal supposed to be good?
 

Gladion

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Playbahnosh said:
Mr. Boll's movie making power lies on that single fact that he is sponsored by Germany.
May I ask how he's "sponsored by Germany"? Do you mean, the state, the German government is sponsoring his movies? You don't even get to buy his films uncut there.
 

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Doesn't Uwe Boll get the message, "Stop making movies"? Or does he love himself that much that everyone else is wrong?
 

orifice

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Oh crap, I made the mistake of reading the postal link. Now I have to see that film! At least this one might be funny. After this though someone should either assasinate him or at least give him a lobotomy.
 

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Screw you man. Mathew Lillard is one of my favourite actors of all time.
But surely one of the worst [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e3hWz2RiM].

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Here is a brief synopsis of the film that I found halarious.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1yMlfpvSUXg