Poll: Vampire, Werewolf or Wizard ! ... or goat.

[Benn_Walden]

Would you rather be a Vampire:
Cant be in sunlight
the cool fangs
bite people and they turn
super strength, super health and regeneration (quickly for small wounds, longer for regrowing limbs)

A Werewolf:
Cool claws,
Normal wolf on 2 legs look
bite people and they turn
super strength, super health and regeneration (quickly for small wounds, longer for regrowing limbs)
And in total control ( you can change when you want)

A Wizard:
Cool spells
and what ever you can conjure.
AVADA KEDAVRA !

Goat:
No special abilities whatsoever besides:
"Hey, a talking goat !"

 

[Terminate421]

None, A penguin

Or Id turn myself into a wizard then turn myself into a penguin.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Duh Vampire...i gots the bite!

 

[TeeBs]

Seems like the wizard can do it all without any side effects, fuck everything else.

 

[MajorKris]

I'd want to be a wizard. If you know strong enough spells, you could do the regeneration and transforming abilities as it complies to your magic.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

let me list the first thing to come to mind with each category

vampires = twilight
werewolves = twilight
wizards = 120kg acne dorks
goat = holy shit a fucking goat!

 

[joebthegreat]

Goat, because I don't need that kind of attention.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Wizard.

I can basically just use spells to give me the others effects. Plus I get a cool staff.

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

stormtrooper9091 above pretty much summed it up...
Vampires used to be the coolest thing ever for me, (i enjoyed playing Bloodlines a lot), especially all the different types. Twilight has now killed that forever. Damn you! Waiting for someone to thoroughly destroy zombies too...oh wait that'd been done.

Anyways I'd still pick vampire. Eh, I just like the night better..

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

goat wizard.

 

[DefunctTheory]

goat wizard.

That's /thread I think...

Fuck Vampires, Werewolves, and Wizards.

 

[Dethpixie]

Wizard.

Not the Harry Potter kind.

The kind that can incinerate motherfuckers with flames of ARCANE FUCKING FURY!

I love that your avatar immediately makes me read all of your posts in Samuel L Jackson's voice.

OT: Weregoat

Edit: damn ninja'd on the Samuel L Jackson comment.

 

[The Night Shade]

Wizard=No Side effects

 

[TitanAtlas]

Cant wizard make spells and become like a dragon? and if he wants a were-vampire?

 

[WolfThomas]

Wizard if I can be a badass sorceror like Dr Strange, if not the Werewolf. Either way I'm fighting crime.

 

[Aiedail256]

Seems like the wizard can do it all without any side effects, fuck everything else.

I think you just broke the thread. XD

Wizard = benefits of vamp + benefits of wolf + crazy awesome shit for being a wizard - drawbacks of any kind

 

[CyanideSandwich]

We goats fear not gravity!

 

[TeeBs]

Seems like the wizard can do it all without any side effects, fuck everything else.

I think you just broke the thread. XD

Wizard = benefits of vamp + benefits of wolf + crazy awesome shit for being a wizard - drawbacks of any kind

I always thought the witch hunts were stupid, try to kill a witch and your probably gonna get fucked up. What you think your crosses will save you, Ha they are made of wood and I know fireball. Its super effective against your pansy wansy cross.

 

[Mazza35]

Yeah, wizard seams to kick all the others ass'
I mean, if you were a good enough wizard, couldn't you just summon vampires and other creatures to kill people for you?

Plus...FIRE!

 

[individual11]

I dunno, I think the goat, being the only non-tweened fictional character, unless:
The Vampires are the 30 days of Night type;
The Werewolves are of the Dog Soldiers (terrible movie, I know) or World Of Darkness type;
The Wizards are of the original 80's Excalibur type.

Actually, screw that; where's the Reptilian Shapeshifter option?