Poll: well this isnt good

[escapistrules]

in the attempt to use the search bar on the escapist to find out if this was done or not (which it may have been, i didnt bother looking), the entire internet crashes, all T.V.s, cell phones and video game consuls, including handheld ones, in the world blow up. you know who did this horrible thing and you are angry about it. The person responsible has locked himself up in a fortress in Antarctica that has lasers and and armed guards protecting it. the only T.V.s and video game consuls left in the world are in this fortress. what would you do?

 

[Gralian]

Where was the option to commit hara-kiri?!

 

[dududf]

Read a book.

Probably more interesting actually.

 

[Harlemura]

Probably just freak out. For a start, I'm always playing on, if not near a game console so I'm probably going to get blown up a little.

Depends though. If I magically have access to weapons, transport to Antarctica and some friends who'd be willing to fight, might as well launch an attack.
The internet's down, there'd be nothing interesting for me to around here.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Nothing. I can live without TV or internet.

However, many many many MANY Governments, Rich organized multinational Corporations, Militaries and Pixar Animation Studios would find complaint with this individual on a personal level.

Involving more money and bullets than any one person could conjure. Maybe even Gordon Freeman. Maybe.

 

[wolf92]

Read a book.

Probably more interesting actually.

Yeah, that seems like a good idea. I'd go re-read lord of the rings, and harry potter

 

[escapistrules]

First thing, slap you with a god damn dictionary! <.<

yuo aer maen

 

[Marter]

I would start crying.

Then I'd likely try and hunt down this person, gathering as many followers as possible, before storming his fortress.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Start the first of what will most likely be many gamer rebellions and overthrow all governments and then assault the fortress.

 

[Riccan]

I would read an interesting novel on how a man learns, through hardship, that forgiveness and mercy are the true way to happiness. Then I would butcher the one responsible and his goddamn guards with an axe. After that it is back to reading in my new fortress in Antarctica.

 

[Nouw]

I would bring everyone in the world and KILL HIM! And take his Fortress for my own use

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'd be angry for 30 minutes and go all "I'LL KILL THIS FUCKING PRICK!" (Which would most likely be Bill Gates or Barack Obama. No one else have the resources or motives to do such a global torture)
... But, as always, I'd calm down and sit down at the sofa, sighing. I'm not a person that can keep his anger for long. And the highest chance is for me to ignore the recruitment posts of raiding this castle.

Than again, a perfect time to start my Military career, if any; By becoming a Militia