Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[Arfreid]

He'd play them all at the same time.

Who's your buddy?

I agree.

Maybe not at the same time ( but I bet he could ) but he would play them all because they all have great games. And because I am sure he would game for fun.

As we all should.

 

[MrGalactus]

He'd play Dante's Inferno and call bullshit on everything he sees.

 

[Tomany2]

PC... He Mods Our Lives...

 

[pigmypython]

he would play halo on a ps3. cause he is jesus.

Word.

 

[Wintermoot]

a divine console that would play all the systems that are and shall be,sent by his father

 

[Painstake]

genesis.

 

[T8B95]

Well I know that Satan plays the 360 so...

 

[mastiffchild]

I dunno what he'd play-prolly none of those as I'd imagine he's just too retro and would feel better with a Speccy or ZX81-but he'd NEVER play an Xbox as paying extra for online just ISN'T Christian. After the loaves and fishes thing it goes against what he stands for entirely.

I wonder if his dad would be into MMOs or whether Civ might appeal-or maybe they're all a bit close to the day job.

 

[Kurokami]

PC. If Jesus isn't an elitist prick, I don't know who is.

 

[DarkWarriorSSJ]

PC. But he'd have emulators for every platform, and he'd only play multiplayer, as a medic, and he'd be on everyone's team, but would never get any teamkills.

Then he gets TK'd by "roman legionnaire" and respawns shortly afterward.

 

[joystickjunki3]

Dreamcast.

 

[trophykiller]

he would play an xbox that doesn't break everytime he tries to play it.

 

[Sebenko]

PC. But he'd have emulators for every platform, and he'd only play multiplayer, as a medic, and he'd be on everyone's team, but would never get any teamkills.

Then he gets TK'd by "roman legionnaire" and respawns shortly afterward.

Shortly? Ten seconds is bad enough, but a respawn timer of three days?

I'd be having words with the server op.

 

[Starke]

Jesus would play Amiga CD32.

Because he is "the alpha and the Amiga"?

 

[Hikari_Jin]

I think Jesus would find it more interesting to work his way through all the games we could never seem to beat. Pac-man, Dig-dug, Duck Hunt, Superman 64, etc. Of course, seeing the "You Win" screen on all these games would be pretty cool. How else would he prove his awesome power other than beating Superman 64 without losing once?

 

[Hardzero]

PS3. awesome people play on awesome consoles and jesus is the awesomest.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Commondore 64

 

[xX OpTiic inSaNiTy Xx FtW]

xbox

xbox close to xmas

xmas=christmas

christmas=christ
also xbox is better than the ps3 (im not a fanboy i actually own both)