Poll: What do you fear?

[oppp7]

So I'm going to go to Colbert's Keep Fear Alive(or Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity, whichever you want to call it) and it says to wear a costume of what you fear most. The problem is that I can't decide on which one of my costumes to wear.

So I'll let you decide. Which of these masks costumes is the scariest?

And yes, I already have a sign thought up.

 

[Aqualung]

I think we have a winner here.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Old people. The always come over and talk to me. One time there was a group and they were talking about sex, that was incredibly creepy and the bus took ages to arrive.

 

[Wardnath]

Ehhh, none of those things really scare me.

Edit: There REALLY needs to be more poll slots.

I think we have a winner here.

LOL

 

[Neonbob]

Go as an old person. And hang around the young people to remind them of what lies ahead. Oh, and try to have some kind of fake seizure as you walk around them.

 

[Armored Prayer]

How about mixing some of the options?

An old alien would be pretty scary. Or how about mixing the Gorilla with Luigi.

Also the rally is going to kick ass.

 

[Jedamethis]

Maybe old Luigi?

 

[oppp7]

Maybe old Luigi?

Not sure how that would turn out, since my old man costume is just white monster gloves and an old man mask. I could try it though.

How about mixing some of the options?

An old alien would be pretty scary. Or how about mixing the Gorilla with Luigi.

Also the rally is going to kick ass.

Ya, but combining all of these into one costume would have dominated the poll.

 

[WittyInfidel]

Bert. Bert scares the living daylights outta me. As far as muppets go, he's like John Wayne Gacy. Sure, everybody thinks he's the average next-door neighbor, but dig up his backyard and you'll find a wealth of corpses.

He's just creepy.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

You should go as a fat elderly rednecky tea-bagger, because that would be scary as shit.

 

[TheOneandOnly]

Lion-tamer. Only works if you bring the lion with you.

 

[WittyInfidel]

You should go as a fat elderly rednecky tea-bagger, because that would be scary as shit.

That wouldn't work where I live. That's the normal populace around here. It's not as scary when you see that every day at the shopping center.

 

[theriddlen]

PANDA!

 

[niege]

Why is everyone afraid of Luigi ? he is a awesome!

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

You should go as Weegee. His awkward posture. The thousand mile stare.

It's scary, or at least a surefire way to not get laid.

Or, you could go as a syringe, providing you have a fear of needles.

 

[SimuLord]

Go as an old person. And hang around the young people to remind them of what lies ahead. Oh, and try to have some kind of fake seizure as you walk around them.

Stop that. Once you hit your thirties it's not funny anymore. You look like you're still young, you can fool your older co-workers and bosses into thinking you're still young, but at the end of the day you feel like the old-folks' home is calling out to you.

 

[ryai458]

Go as an old person. And hang around the young people to remind them of what lies ahead. Oh, and try to have some kind of fake seizure as you walk around them.

Stop that. Once you hit your thirties it's not funny anymore. You look like you're still young, you can fool your older co-workers and bosses into thinking you're still young, but at the end of the day you feel like the old-folks' home is calling out to you.

Sarcasm? Or are you serious?
OT: Old people they are creepy also they smell bad so keep that in mind.

 

[Neonbob]

Go as an old person. And hang around the young people to remind them of what lies ahead. Oh, and try to have some kind of fake seizure as you walk around them.

Stop that. Once you hit your thirties it's not funny anymore. You look like you're still young, you can fool your older co-workers and bosses into thinking you're still young, but at the end of the day you feel like the old-folks' home is calling out to you.

Hehe. Point proven!
...maybe he should seek out any middle-aged people there too.
[sup]I'm so not looking forward to getting out of my twenties...I'll lose a great deal of leniency concerning my maturity level D:[/sup]

 

[SimuLord]

Go as an old person. And hang around the young people to remind them of what lies ahead. Oh, and try to have some kind of fake seizure as you walk around them.

Stop that. Once you hit your thirties it's not funny anymore. You look like you're still young, you can fool your older co-workers and bosses into thinking you're still young, but at the end of the day you feel like the old-folks' home is calling out to you.

Sarcasm? Or are you serious?
OT: Old people they are creepy also they smell bad so keep that in mind.

Completely fucking serious. And it sucks. Respect your elders because karma's a *****.

 

[EeveeElectro]

No clowns? Nobody likes clowns!
None of them scare me that much. I'm guessing you mean Frankenstein's monster, instead of Dr Frankenstein, although he actually scared me more.