Poll: What do you look for in a partner?

[.No.]

To each his own I guess. Each guy wants to pretend they are captain save a ho to make themselves look better, then go ahead.

Yep. To each their own. You want to delude yourself and make mass generalizations that set humanity back a couple hundred years? Fine. You want to be a misogynistic asshole who sees his his beliefs as the one and only truth? I'm okay with that.
I'd like it if this was the last post. However, if you feel like responding, then come at me bro. Your words will do nothing but make me laugh.

 

[SckizoBoy]

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Huh... I do have an 'idealised woman' that exists in my head, but unfortunately, she is based a little too much on my second gf... in fact, it is basically my second gf without the emotional instability and facial scars, and even those I wouldn't trade for anything in her.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Someone who loves me, accepts my strangeness (and maybe even encourages it), shares my interests, and is good at making choices. I'm not good at that. I'm not quite a submissive "tell me what to do" girl, but my default is to always try to accommodate. I'll entertain myself, but if someone else is around me, I want to do what makes them happy, and try to trust that they'll do the same for me.

Physically, I do have a preference for larger busts and black hair, but neither is vital. The closest I probably get to an actual requirement, physically, is more intimate shaving. Simply because I don't really care for the way it tickles me when I'm down there. Sexually, I go back to my desire for mutual accommodation. I have kinks that aren't the most usual. And while not required to enjoy intimacy, they do add something for me. But not when I have to ask for it. It's a mentality thing. I want someone who loves me enough to surprise me, and let me surprise her in turn (unless she is the domme type and wants to stay in control, which I'm also fine with to an extent. I want a partner, not a mistress, but I'll play the sub role situationally).

 

[Jinxzy]

Someone that I can get along with, that understands my odd sense of humor. I like people that are funny. I also like people in the same hobby I'm in (such as video games), thought I'm open to try any hobbies they have. I would like someone down to earth and easy-going, also someone that is emotionally stable. They just have to have that sort of connection thing too. Like my boyfriend, he's awesome. He hits like 5/6 things, but I love him <3

 

[AngloDoom]

A pulse.
I kid, I kid! ...A pulse isn't necessary.

Okay okay, serious time:
I look for a partner that is like-minded, but an individual in their own right. I'd love to share a lot of hobbies with them, but I want them to have their own experiences and to bring some new to my life that I can then enjoy with them, as well as bring something new to their life.
I'd prefer them to be happy being pretty 'casual' at first, with no long-term plan other than to try and make it work, until it's not worth trying any more. I don't care if they're more or less intelligent, to a degree, just as how, to a similar degree, I don't mind if they're more or less attractive.

I just want someone I can share my joy with and who can bring that joy out in me.

Damn, I've gone all squishy-faced from smiling so I'mma jus' gon' punch a wall, brb.

 

[Torrasque]

In order of importance:
- A good personality: nice/kind, giving, good sense of humor
- Intelligence: I don't demand a PhD, but she should be smart enough to know normal things and get into philosophical discussions
- Cute: obviously if she was an anime character irl, fuck yeah seaking! But cuteness > hotness imo

I'd rather a plain looking girl that is smart, nice and funny, than a playboy bunny with a lot of cash.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Someone that doesn't mess up all the time. Seriously, it get's old only relying on yourself.

Spoiler: Also, a beautiful smile melts my heart every time.

 

[DugMachine]

I love it when girls are gamers (not hurr Black Ops). I also like it when we both give each other our space when we need it.

Big boobs are fun too. Not a requirement cause that's retarded but my girlfriend now has some nice C's and they're a whole lot of fun !

 

[Smeggs]

Brilliant, sexy, goddamn lunatics if my dating history informs choice.

*Sigh*

Why must you bring evident truths into it and make me all depressed?

 

[tzimize]

Like minded, who finds my jokes funny and makes me laugh. Someone I can be 100% myself around with them enjoying it and joining in with whatever I'm saying whether it be incredibly dark observations, mind numbingly stupid jokes or all the shades in between.

Obviously it's beauty that's going to attract me to someone, and they do have to be gorgeous to me, but even the hottest person would get fucking annoying to be around when you're doing day to day things together every day if they have no personality to keep you company.

Basically someone who can make me happy whilst shopping, because mundane shit like that is going to happen a lot and it may as well be fun.

Obviously this isn't what I look for in flings, hotness is (almost) all that counts there.

I'm with this guy.

The only word I'd need in the poll is humor. If you dont have the same humor as your partner I think your life will suck, or you will break up.

The only exception would be if you have no humor I guess.

 

[MrTub]

I do not really know what I'm looking for, but I would guess it would somebody that I would trust.

 

[MetalMagpie]

Sexy. It's all about the sexy.

(But intelligence, sense of humour, commitment, and ability to open jars are all good too.)

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Intelligence and clarity of communication are the most important things. I have a very small group of friends because I hate trying to talk to people who are ignorant and unintelligent or can't express ideas through words properly. The next thing is appearance I suppose, I'm not going to lie and say that sex appeal doesn't matter to me. Essentially any combination of those factors would be ideal, and a huge bonus would be musical talent/ interest in music sharing some similarities to my own.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

First thing I look for is individuality. Not particularly in the sense that they are unique, as we all are, but rather that she's comfortable with expressing herself freely.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

My ideal guy would be a failing rock star in his 30s, who spends most of the day sulking around the house topless with long unwashed hair and Levi jeans. He will have a part time job and spend the weekends with his rocker friends touring pubs to try to make it big time. He spends every spare penny he has on getting more tattoos to express his pain, chain smoking, and random romantic gestures. He wrote a song named after me and after concerts walks home hand in hand with his rocker friends slurring drunkenly and giggling, makes it to the house, throws up on the door step then collapses on the sofa.

90s guys....sigh....

Hey, I'm a 90's guy and I rese- -Vomits Uncontrollably-

 

[Haunted Serenity]

My wife fits the bill perfectly. But the major requirement was to love me back so...

No you need to be hardy to be with me. I'm such a idiot alot of the time so you need to be able to put up with all my crap. She does amazingly well in that regard so I am trying to be such a moron to repay her.

 

[.No.]

To each his own I guess. Each guy wants to pretend they are captain save a ho to make themselves look better, then go ahead.

Yep. To each their own. You want to delude yourself and make mass generalizations that set humanity back a couple hundred years? Fine. You want to be a misogynistic asshole who sees his his beliefs as the one and only truth? I'm okay with that.
I'd like it if this was the last post. However, if you feel like responding, then come at me bro. Your words will do nothing but make me laugh.

To be quite fair, you poked your nose into my post and gave me nothing to work with. Be brutally honest, you just wasted your time. Basically anybody that doesn't make you think at least a little bit is a waste of time, see ya later Mr. I think like everybody else.

OH NOES
I THINK LIKE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HATE WOMEN?
WOE IS ME
Also, I didn't waste my time. I had a laugh, and now feel better about my friends when they're assholes. Also, I saw firsthand something that can only be described as beautifully dumb. Bye!

 

[Vault101]

Are you a sociopath?

No-> Ok then

Yes-> Run away

Im not hard to please really

 

[bluepilot]

My ideal guy would be a failing rock star in his 30s, who spends most of the day sulking around the house topless with long unwashed hair and Levi jeans. He will have a part time job and spend the weekends with his rocker friends touring pubs to try to make it big time. He spends every spare penny he has on getting more tattoos to express his pain, chain smoking, and random romantic gestures. He wrote a song named after me and after concerts walks home hand in hand with his rocker friends slurring drunkenly and giggling, makes it to the house, throws up on the door step then collapses on the sofa.

90s guys....sigh....

Hey, I'm a 90's guy and I rese- -Vomits Uncontrollably-

Want to move in?

You can play the guitar in your underwear on ny couch. When I yell at you to get a real job you can also lock yourself in the bathroom screaming "nobody understands me, you don't get my pain".

Sigh, they don't make men like that anymore....

 

[AnotherAvatar]

I chose mysterious as that's my favorite, but I'm also a huge fan of both cuteness and massive breasts. I don't need it all, just one of the above. Also a killer personality (Funny and witty or GTFO), and as I'm extremely into electronic music (I both produce and DJ) I couldn't date someone who didn't love to dance. Also if they like to play around with psychedelics and love weird art then they get bonus points (though I also like showing girls the joys of such things).