Poll: What hurts more: kicked in the balls or giving birth?

[Everin]

After a few threads of mine that have become serious topics, thought there was the need of a lighter thread (possibly). So, what hurts more, getting kicked in the balls or giving birth. And also reasons please, if necessary
Edit: I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything like that, just a little light hearted fun

 

[Sarkule]

Although I've no experience in either, I'd say giving birth would be a heck of a lot more painful. Giving birth goes on for hours and hours, and part of your body is practically being ripped apart, plus theres the pregnancy prior to it. Whereas being kicked in the balls wouldn't last as long.

 

[JasonKaotic]

No pain can possibly be greater than being kicked in the balls, dude.

EDIT: People, stop moaning at me. This comment was intended as a harmless joke. Jesus christ.

 

[gigastar]

Balls, its not only hurts as much as you think it would, it also hurts pride.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Um i would assume Giving Birth is much more painful than getting Kicked in the balls.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Giving Birth, because I know what it feels like.

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

Looks like someone's been watching Friends...

 

[Robert632]

I'd say have a baby pushed out of you vagina is more painful then a kick in the balls.Just a guess though.

 

[Drazeric]

i would say getting kicked in the balls. When giving birth you can choose to get drugged to numb the pain and the vagina stretches. I'm not saying that giving birth doesn't hurt but a swift kick to the balls is like a guys auto reset button. We go down and do not get up for a few minutes depending on the severity of it. Also kicked hard enough can cause death. But to put the cherry on top it can happen WHENEVER. We do not have an option to prepare for it.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I don't think anyone can answer that question, as you would have to experience both and then make a judgement call, and as far as I know, experiencing both is impossible.

 

[silasbufu]

I guess you can only get an answer from someone who experienced both..I won't go into messy details.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Although I've no experience in either, I'd say giving birth would be a heck of a lot more painful. Giving birth goes on for hours and hours, and part of your body is practically being ripped apart, plus theres the pregnancy prior to it. Whereas being kicked in the balls wouldn't last as long.

I dunno. As far as I was aware, the woman's body also builds up chemicals during pregnancy that seriously numbs the pain of actually giving birth. I have never given birth, however I have been kicked in the balls, and there was nothing to null that pain.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

You'd have to experience both without the natural painblockers your body produces in the latter choice (and possibly the first). Not to mention without any drugs. On the flip side there is also the finding that Men experience less pain naturally than Women due to a less sensitive pain reception system hang over from evolution. This swaps during birth when a woman's body dumps massive amounts of pain blocker into their system.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say the second would hurt more due to tearing and other after effects.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

Let's see, one takes weeks of recovery, lasts hours or sometimes DAYS itself, and requires stitches afterwards. One lasts a few minutes to an hour, usually doesn't require lasting medical treatment and doesn't have 9 months of often unpleasant experiences, including being regularly kicked from the inside along the way.

Yeah, ball kicking? You lose. Badly.

 

[brendonnelly]

The stomach pains that follows a really hard kick to the balls is the worst part.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I'd like to answer this in the form of a SFW, but scary, picture:

Spoiler: A diagram

*crosses legs* Childbirth is worse.

 

[StBishop]

Stupid question.

In all honesty though, I don't think it's possible to describe the pain of being kicked in the balls. I know people say "it's the worst pain evar! Bro" but it actually is.

I've broken most bones in my body, been stabbed, cracked my skull, torn every ligament in my ankle (yeah all of them, tore all the anterior and medial ones, then stood up and got the rest.), being kicked in the balls trumped all of them by a large margin.

However, if you consider a natural childbirth with no medical aide, it would probably hurt more.

In a hospital, with drugs, no way.
I'm sorry but I've felt pain on drugs (heavy sedatives/pain killers), it still sucks a butt-load but the shit they do for pregnant women can knock people the fuck out, only adrenaline, other hormones, and pain keeps them awake.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Tell you what...let's wait until someone can do both and ask them.

 

[StBishop]

Let's see, one takes weeks of recovery, lasts hours or sometimes DAYS itself, and requires stitches afterwards. One lasts a few minutes to an hour, usually doesn't require lasting medical treatment and doesn't have 9 months of often unpleasant experiences, including being regularly kicked from the inside along the way.

Yeah, ball kicking? You lose. Badly.

Not having a baby as a whole, giving birth. I would argue that due to the enormous amount of pain killing methods (as well as natural ones) that childbirth at the time of delivery doesn't hurt more. I'm sure that it most certainly can, but they can pretty much stop all feeling below the armpits. Also, a lot of women don't rip at all.