Poll: What would be more awesome?

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The .50 Caliber Cow

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Congratulations! You survived a horrible, horrible madman's killing game! As a reward, you may choose any of the following.

What would you take? What would you do with it?

[sub][sub]Come on Escapist, have a little fun![/sub][/sub]

EDIT: New options!
 

Qizx

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Feb 21, 2011
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Whatever the hell you were just drinking! I could really go for something that strong right now, with the way this week has been I think we could all use a bit o hard potion.
 

Tsaba

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Beer, Beer makes anything awesome

EDIT:
On a side note, I wish I had a minigun for duck hunt, then again, I wish I could shoot that F***ing Dog.
 

Qizx

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Miles000 said:
I'll have what your having. Whats the recipe?
Ask your jumping pony for the recipe, whatever it's on seems pretty good too.
 

Miles000

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Qizx said:
Miles000 said:
I'll have what your having. Whats the recipe?
Ask your jumping pony for the recipe, whatever it's on seems pretty good too.
Oh. I made that one myself.
It makes you roll more than jump though.

Hits you like a train made of lightning.
 

funguy2121

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The .50 Caliber Cow said:
Congratulations! You survived a horrible, horrible madman's killing game! As a reward, you may choose any of the following.

What would you take? What would you do with it?

[sub][sub]Come on Escapist, have a little fun![/sub][/sub]
I don't have a movie reference. Sorry.

Cocaine, I presume? Maybe ice?
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

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funguy2121 said:
The .50 Caliber Cow said:
Congratulations! You survived a horrible, horrible madman's killing game! As a reward, you may choose any of the following.

What would you take? What would you do with it?

[sub][sub]Come on Escapist, have a little fun![/sub][/sub]
I don't have a movie reference. Sorry.

Cocaine, I presume? Maybe ice?
I don't even know.
 

KefkaCultist

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I'd like to be going off the rails of a LIGHTNING TRAIN!!!!

EDIT: Sabin may be able to suplex a ghost train, but lets see that bastard try to do that to a Monkey-Fighting LIGHTNING train!
It'd shock him back to the stone ages.
 

funguy2121

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The .50 Caliber Cow said:
funguy2121 said:
The .50 Caliber Cow said:
Congratulations! You survived a horrible, horrible madman's killing game! As a reward, you may choose any of the following.

What would you take? What would you do with it?

[sub][sub]Come on Escapist, have a little fun![/sub][/sub]
I don't have a movie reference. Sorry.

Cocaine, I presume? Maybe ice?
I don't even know.
Man, you don't do drugs without knowing what you're taking!
 

SilentCom

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You need a "WTF is the OP talking about?" option but I see you already have the limit of 6 options.

I like lightning, but what am I suppose to do with a train? My second choice might be the corpse of the madman. Of course, I would have to find a way to dispose of it without getting the attention of the police...
 

notyouraveragejoe

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A boat made of solid beer for me. Water transport :D and also I'll use my beer boat to carry beer. And when the kegs run dry...lick the boat. Just have to get a crew allergic to beer...And a back-up liver.
 

Easton Dark

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I have a feeling I could get sued easily for using the lightning train.

But then again, I'm riding in a lightning train, not like they can stop me.
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

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funguy2121 said:
Man, you don't do drugs without knowing what you're taking!
Spiked drinks and all that jazz. I don't know which one of my friends did it but now that I'm home, I'm not so angry anymore.

...

I seriously am seeing some pretty interesting stuff right now. I don't want to get banned describing it though.
 

Bobbity

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I'm going back to school tomorrow, and I think that a swig of whatever the hell it is that you've been drinking would - assuming that it didn't knock me flat - help me get over my particular situation. :p

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Though that train is tempting...