Poll: What Would You Do If...

[Utrechet]

You are walking down the street in your neighborhood. You hear a voice, but cannot find the source. The voice says to you, "Would you like to have this cookie?"

Ignoring the voice, you continue walking but the voice pesters you further, "Take the cookie."

Suddenly a wild cookie appears! It hovers in front of your face, awaiting to be cradled in your hands.

Do you pick it up?

 

[AvsJoe]

I'm trying to lose weight here and cookies were the first thing I've sworn off. Sorry, but I continue to refuse your offer, strange voice. Me no gusta.

 

[StrixMaxima]

Of course. Cookies are always a good thing.

Except white chocolate ones. Those are the devil and should be banished from existence.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I'm trying to lose weight here and cookies were the first thing I've sworn off. Sorry, but I continue to refuse your offer, strange voice. Me no gusta.

I think it's "No me gusta"

OT: No. No I would not.

 

[.No.]

Unless I have written confirmation that it's Cthulhu telling me to pick up the cookie, I won't do it. It's a wild cookie nonetheless, so who knows where it's been?

 

[the spud]

Of corse I would! If some invisible space god offered you a cookie, you wouldn't eat it? It would probably give you superpowers, if you could make it through the radiation.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

I eat the cookie, because there's a slim chance I will get superpowers.

 

[Nickompoop]

I have a horrible curse. I can't eat gluten. Gluten is a protein in all grains except corn and rice. This means I can't have anything with flour in it, including cookies.

So I can't eat the cookie. Now if it was a gluten-free cookie, that'd be a whole 'nother story.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'd send out Pikachu to soften it up first.

 

[StrixMaxima]

I have a horrible curse. I can't eat gluten. Gluten is a protein in all grains except corn and rice. This means I can't have anything with flour in it, including cookies.

So I can't eat the cookie. Now if it was a gluten-free cookie, that'd be a whole 'nother story.

You are a disgrace to humanity and an abomination that Evolution should have taken care of aeons ago!!1!

Away, terrible non-cookie-eater person!

 

[Fanfic_warper]

This goes back to the OLD saying never take anything from strangers...especially disembodied voices if you don't if it's God'.

 

[latenightapplepie]

No, strange voices and magically appearing and hovering cookies make me nervous. Touching or eating it is definitely out of the question.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

I'm going to have to place a firm no on that.

For all I know that cookie may be from a serial rapist... or worse... Tim Burton