Poll: What's worse?

[Stone Wera]

We all know that clubbing baby seals is a terrible thing. And clubbing unicorns is hardly any better, so what's worse in your opinion? Clubbing baby seals, or clubbing unicorns?
Just imagine unicorns are real and not the unicorns from the game Overlord.

P.S. DON'T CLUB EITHER OF THESE THINGS

 

[Marter]

Baby seals are cuter, so clubbing them is worse in my books.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Clubbing Baby seals.

A unicorn would at least fight back.
And because its basically a Huge Horse with a Long Pointed Horn and Magic Power, i think it would do fine on its own.

 

[enzilewulf]

Baby seals.. At least they are real

 

[TwentyEight]

I would definitely club a unicorn if it meant not getting run through by a huge horn on the front of a damn great horse. Those things look scary. Never mind if it's pink and/or sparkly; it's still a huge animal with a ramming prow.

 

[Omikron009]

There's nothing wrong at all with clubbing baby seals, and unicorns are rare mythical creatures who are also sentient, so definitely unicorns.

 

[Stone Wera]

Baby seals.. At least they are real

May I refer you to the second to last sentence of the top post?

 

[enzilewulf]

Baby seals.. At least they are real

May I refer you to the second to last sentence of the top post?

Read it. I am still stating the fact. I just don't know how the unicorn could take it because it isn't real. Sooo.. I just don't know how it would react.. There I think thats a better explanation for my answer.

 

[Wardnath]

A baby seal walks into a club.

With that out of the way, asking this question is like asking which is heavier, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

I'd club a seal for a better deal.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Baby seals. Why? Because Unicorns:
a) Aren't real
b) Fucking dangerous

 

[rockingnic]

Unicorns are mean and can potentially kill you. Baby seals, well seals in general, are too cute even for men to hit. If you do, you're not human. Simple as that.

 

[Stone Wera]

Baby seals. Why? Because Unicorns:
a) Aren't real
b) Fucking dangerous

May I refer you to the second to last sentence in the first post?

 

[Kaymish]

baby seals is defiantly worse thing to club have you seen those things when they get riled up i have seen one tear a man in two with one lunge.
a unicorn will only gore you with its massive horn but a baby seal will take enjoyment from slowly and brutally murdering you

best club a unicorn

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Baby seals. Why? Because Unicorns:
a) Aren't real
b) Fucking dangerous

May I refer you to the second to last sentence in the first post?

Oh, right.


Shit.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I am offended by this thread. If Seals and Unicorns want to go clubbing, that's their own business. So what if Unicorns get drunk at the raves and start passing out ecstasy like free M&M's? So what if the Seals get high and dry-hump their way to a law-suit on the dance floor? If they want to go clubbing, that's their business and shame on you all for condemning them.

...

This was a thread about seals and unicorns going to raves, right?

 

[Stone Wera]

I am offended by this thread. If Seals and Unicorns want to go clubbing, that's their own business. So what if Unicorns get drunk at the raves and start passing out ecstasy like free M&M's? So what if the Seals get high and dry-hump their way to a law-suit on the dance floor? If they want to go clubbing, that's their business and shame on you all for condemning them.

...

This was a thread about seals and unicorns going to raves, right?

No... But that's a great premise for a children's book!

 

[Sassafrass]

As an avid clubber of both things in my spare time, I can easily say it's worse clubbing the seals. They're too cute to club.

I am offended by this thread. If Seals and Unicorns want to go clubbing, that's their own business. So what if Unicorns get drunk at the raves and start passing out ecstasy like free M&M's? So what if the Seals get high and dry-hump their way to a law-suit on the dance floor? If they want to go clubbing, that's their business and shame on you all for condemning them.

...

This was a thread about seals and unicorns going to raves, right?

Aaaaaaaaand this post made my early morning. Thanks for making me laugh and possibly wake my parents at 5.30am.

 

[Stone Wera]

Baby seals. Why? Because Unicorns:
a) Aren't real
b) Fucking dangerous

May I refer you to the second to last sentence in the first post?

Oh, right.


Shit.

It's okay. You're not the first and you won't be the last.

 

[child of lileth]

Seals, because they aren't extinct, I guess.