Dr.Pepper!
It is 80+% of my daily sustenance.
It is actually the only known beverage that the term Forged could accurately be used to describe its creation.
It is forged from Stars, Dreams, and Element-ZE crafted of its trademark 23 flavors.
The Doctor Pepper was a benevolent god that sought to cure all wrongs.
Hyperbole aside thought, caffeine addiction is better then other things.