Poll: What's your sexual orientation?

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Proto Taco

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You realize that being trans has nothing to do with your orientation? You could take those bottom 4 out entirely and this poll wouldn't lose an ounce of meaning. Unless of course you're referring to people who are inherently attracted to trans individuals. In which case the wording is just confusing.
 

SilkySkyKitten

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I consider myself Bisexual but I prefer men over women. As I often like to describe it to people, I prefer penis overall but every now and then I get a craving for pussy and/or tits.

Plus, I have a boyfriend whom is the only person I've ever actually had sex with, and I've never actually dated a girl soooo... take that for what you will.
 

Korihor

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I am a heterosexual female.
But I might as well be asexual because I have not dated anyone forever.
I will also never will have much of sex life because I have Interstitial Cystitus.
I do not know if that makes me asexual or what.
 

PromethianSpark

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BathorysGraveland2 said:
I'm just a heterosexual guy. However, I have developed an attraction to certain tans-women, pre-op trans-women (so, women that still retain the male genitalia), thanks to some of my voyages into the ever-colossal infinity that is internet porn. Whether this has any actual effect regarding sexuality, I know not. Since they're more feminine than anything else though, I still regard it as heterosexuality, even if they do have penises.

I may be wrong however. I find anything regarding trans- to be pretty damn confusing.
I think this post highlights the futility of attempting to box in our orientations in a neat little list.

I would say however, that until you try these things and then actually determine that you like them, its hard to really say in you like them. It could be that you would like to have sex with a women with a penis. Or, it could be that you like to watch on a computer screen, women with penis' engaging in sexual acts. This of course further highlights the complexity of sexuality.
 

Snotnarok

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Asexual, I will say it flat out I cannot wrap my head around relationships or why anyone would want them, I've been in a few and it was just absolutely just ehh, everything was a chore, was happier as friends.
Was really confused in school even asked my friend in Middle School if there was a thing as "No-sexual" was told "No, that's stupid" and was confused till just about after highschool when I found out there was such a thing and I was very much it.
I've been told it's impossible, it's stupid, it can't work because humans are wired to fuck. Welp, I don't care what you're supposed to be, I can tell you I'm easily not interested in either gender (especially not guys unngh drawing classes were fun am I right?).
Probably blurted out more than I should have but in all honesty it's just amusing when I've told people asexual, I have to explain it to them, you straights and gays have it easy! I kid I kid, you guys have to be in relationships haha! ...Stay awesome :)
 

Something Amyss

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TheNewGuy said:
Okay, that all makes sense. Sexuality can be really be complicated, huh?
There's a reason people have adopted a variation of the Doctor Who "Blink" quote: wibbly-wobbly, sexy-wexy. ;)
 

littlealicewhite

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Bisexual. I'm attracted to men and the two people I've dated so far are guys, but I find women very attractive and on occasion have fantasies involving another woman.
 

Silly Hats

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I'm attracted to females.

Though I do not have a sex driven personality, to the point of me not having the desire for Sex.
 

Sandjube

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saintdane05 said:
I am gay. I'm so fucking gay. On a scale of one to ten I score a gay-point-gay! I'm so gay, that when mathematically graphed out I form a fractal of gayness bending over further and further into infinity, like an M. C. Escher sketch of man-on-man action where both men are simultaneously the man on the other man! On the seventh day of Creation, when God planned to create gay, he saw the across time, blinked, then did a slow clap while shaking his head, saying "Well, there's no way I can top you. I might as well take the day off!" even as Adam protested, "You can't stop now. All you've made of the dinosaurs are bones! And what about this Higgs boson thing? You were up all night making all the blueprints. You can't not create it now!" I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a ******-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

So, yeah. Guess I like dudes.
This was hilarious and made me cough coffee everywhere. Thank you very much.

OT: Male, Bisexual here. I haven't had the chance at either yet, but y'know. One day.
 

AWAR

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Clowndoe said:
Contrary to popular belief, I'm super a very straight guy. I just have a heterosexual-male life partner. The fact that we default to hanging out when neither of us is doing anything (4-5 days out of the week) gives people weird vibes apparently.
I'm curious to how that works out. Are you in civil union or something similar or is it just a "super best friends" thing?
 

Ieyke

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I'll say "basically heterosexual".
Theoretically bisexual to some degree, but everyone in the world I deeply care about is a female, and if every guy on the planet suddenly vanished off the face of the Earth tomorrow...I don't think I'd care.
 

Riobux

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Male and bisexual. I'm hilariously straight acting though, and I have gotten in trouble with LGBT people for some of my views. I've even been kicked out of two LGBT societies at my university for different reasons. I have a small a preferance towards females due to my distinct inability to get a boyfriend, in contrast to my pretty poor ability to get a girlfriend. More experience with the latter than the former.
 

Gauntlets28

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Hetero male here, although I have noticed I seem to have a thing for more "boyish" women, which is kinda quirky. But actual guys, I could never bring myself to romantically or sexually involved with.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I am a guy that likes girls, that's pretty much all there is to it.

Now, my view might be affected by my common and simple orientation, but you people sure seem to like overcomplicating these things.
 

Mersadeon

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Bisexual, but normally attracted more to females. Although, really, bisexual doesn't cut it - I also don't care about him or her being transgender or anything like that.

And now lets hope we don't get the Tumblr Justice people popping up in here, those get super uppity about someone not using their labels and immediately feel oppressed. ;P

Captcha: swirling vortex of entropy. Sounds both sciency and metal as shite.
 

Genericjim101

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I am straight. However I did learn that the best way to impart to a guy how creepy his predatory behaviour towards girls is is to come onto him as if I'm not taking no for answer...