Poll: When do you think Duke Nukem forever will come out?

[pieeater911]

I'm just waiting for the day when it comes out and reviews say something like "The game is decent, but it felt rushed."

 

[SunoffaBeach]

Duke Nukem FOREVER!

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Isn't it obvious that they never were going to make this game! Its all a diversion for the aliens man! The fucking aliens! They are coming!!!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

The amount of money put into this bloody game probably means that if it doesn't sell three million copies in the first month, the company that developed it will probably be taken behind the shed and shot.

 

[Silver Patriot]

I think DNF would have to part the Red Sea (or at least turn water into wine) to justify the long development time. No, I think the world would be better off if DNF was quietly killed off.

-- Steve

That would be impossible. If the head developer went out to the middle of nowhere, found a random hobo, told only him and left, it would still be on every major gaming website the next day.

 

[Dommyboy]

Who needs it? Just mod the originals to look better. It is a kick ass game anyway and while the plot was completely stupid, it is just awesome fun.

 

[hypothetical fact]

Duke is just looking for his bubblegum in developer hell.

 

[varulfic]

Seriously though, I think it'll either be out next year or never.

 

[Elurindel]

Isn't it obvious that they never were going to make this game! Its all a diversion for the aliens man! The fucking aliens! They are coming!!!

Yeah, yeah, next you'll be saying we never landed on the sun!

 

[Oafman]

It'll be the gaming equivelent of The Phantom Menace.

^This^

If it ever comes out at all, how has it not been canned already?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Isn't it obvious that they never were going to make this game! Its all a diversion for the aliens man! The fucking aliens! They are coming!!!

Yeah, yeah, next you'll be saying we never landed on the sun!

Thats what they want you to think!

 

[SnowCold]

if it wont get relesed by 2010, it would get canccaled

 

[Fronken]

Seeing as its been in "production" for 13 years now, i highly doubt they'll release it any time soon, they will probably continue the way they've always done it, they release a trailer, then quiet for 4 years, then a new trailer, then quiet etc..

They are masters of fucking with the gaming audience, atleast us who are old enough to have played Duke Nukem back when he was the King of video games.

 

[Souplex]

Duke Nukem is actually powerign an ancient gods rebirth with our sorrow, grief and annoyance.

When Dukethulu comes I will remind you all that I called it.

 

[Omega87]

Hahahahahahahahaha thats a pretty funny joke....*Wipes eyes* DNF coming out...ha

Does anyone else see that Duke Nukem Forever has the same initials as Did Not Finish? I always thought that was kinda an omen myself.

 

[SimuLord]

Have you seen the screenshots on 3DRealms' website? The game looks like a first-generation PlayStation2 game. No antialiasing, muddy textures, atrocious art style...Morrowind looks better than those screencaps.

They're better off not releasing it if only because Daikatana doesn't deserve to lose its spot as the poster game for overly long, poorly directed development cycles in "worst game ever" articles.

 

[Mr. Valentine]

.......you think the world will still be here in 3015?

 

[PirateKing]

Duke Nukem Forever doesn't exist. It's like Big Brother from 1984. It's just something to give us hope. It will never come out.
I don't really know. It better be fucking awesome after all the time they've worked on it. I've never played a Duke Nukem game, but I would try it at least.