Poll: When you pee.......

[Insanum]

Depends on the time.

 

[Pimppeter2]

If I'm in a public facility, I pee on the seat because I'm a badass.

So its you who goes around peeing on every public toilet I've been to!

Call the chief! I just solved the case!

 

[Galletea]

Aiming's a bit more tricky when you're a girl. So no.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

Only when I don't want to much noise I piss on the porcelain

 

[Evilbunny]

Holy fuck I thought I was the only person who did this. Does anybody else put toilet paper in the bowl first before you poop so it doesn't splash up?

 

[crystalsnow]

I aim for the base of the fire, just like it says on the extinguishers at work.​

Epic win.

 

[DerpyDerpyDerp]

I sure do aim for the porcelain. It is sort of a courtesy thing while in public restrooms that just became habit at home.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Sometimes. Depends what time it is.

 

[Deleted]

I pee out the theme to Funky Town

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I'm lazy ... I'll leave it at that

 

[Hexenwolf]

I don't use public bathrooms and I don't care about it at home, so no, I don't pee on the porcelain.

agreed on the i dont use public bathrooms EVER! but anyways....its for me to know and you to find out.

You just invited everyone on the internet to watch, or at least listen, to you urinate

OT: I actually have no idea, I can't remember. I think I use to when I was a little kid though.

 

[APPCRASH]

If I'm in a public facility, I pee on the seat because I'm a jerk.

There, fixed your post for you.

You are just mad because your butt is wet. Give it a few minutes to dry and then you can laugh about it later.

 

[PureChaos]

on th porcelain. partly for less noise, partly because i just do

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

For a moment I thought you were gonna ask:

"Does it burn?"

 

[Sigel]

??weird question?? I don't get an option since I am a girl.

 

[AvsJoe]

It really depends. Is it late? Then I'll aim for the porcelain. Did I just wake up? I don't care what I hit so long as I'm not pissing on the seat. Am I peeing blood or a different colour of pee? Porcelain. If it leaves a stain, I win!

 

[Motti]

The porcelain.
I am the ninja pisser.

 

[EvilGamer89]

Whatever, i go for both. It don't matter to me.

 

[twistedshadows]

OT: I'm female so I can't control where it goes. Sorry.

Same here. I guess we're not all that exciting in that department.

 

[SimuLord]

I try for the silent stream, but once you get past thirty it gets harder to get a vigorous stream going...and my stepfather, age 57, assures me I ain't seen nothin' yet.