Poll: Where are YOU from?

[Dags90]

I'm from New Jersey. We're awesome here.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

Let's make it happen brother! We'd be an amazing Chav Slaying Duo and nobody would dare tell us to "fuk off dikhed or i'll bang you out rite!" ever again!

I'm 28, so I know how you feel.

Emos are also the new bastard children too in Chorley.A bunch of sheep that all hang around looking moody and all pretending to laugh at pics & videos on their friends phones that we saw about 5 years ago.

We used to call Chavs townies down here.
They still all hang around on Recs and share the same brain cell between 13 of them, and seem to think having a 13 year old girlfriend with a kid named after an Alcopop, and an ASBO are cool.
People swat flies for being annoying and useless, so why not Chavs?
Jeremy Kyle has become an Obi Wan style figure for them.
Although, they still can't grasp the concept of getting dressed properly and can't seem to wear a Baseball Cap properly too.
The funny thing is too, since that Monkey with Downs Syndrome lookalike Dappy, from the godawful N-Dubz started wearing that stupid hat with the Tassles, that resembles something a Dutch Milkmaid would wear, they all started copying him.

Divide & Conquer!

Let's do this, you can start in the north, I'll wreck some shit in the south, all the while collecting followers as we go. And we can meet up in Coventry with our armies of Anti-chavness... then we'll invade Wales!

Mention of Jeremy Kyle has reminded me of two things:

Worst job ever: the guy who has to pass the DNA results on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Jeremy Hardy taking the piss: (in a Brummie accent) 'Y'see, Jeremy, I am unable to get a job because I have dandruff!'

That Dandruff bit had me pissin me sides laughing so hard!
I've had to pause How To Train Your Dragon for laughing so much! Cheers!

Yes! We are an Army of Two on a mission from Trisha, to wipe out the remaining Jobshy, benefit scrounging fuckwits from Existence!

I have a plan...should we run out of Ammo.Find a Warehouse, stock it full of Pills, Weed and Cheap Cider, and when the rest of them all arrive like flies round shit, lock the doors and call in a Nuke! Problem solved!

 

[Sleepy Sol]

North America. More specifically southern Mississippi. I generally like it here.

 

[thylasos]

I'm a European. I rather like it.

 

[Mr.France]

I'm a Brazilian dude, living in Rio de Janeiro, with no particular pride or shame because of that, but I'm not staying here if I can help it, hate the bloody tropical weather.

 

[thelaughingman]

I live in (and was born in) a little, insignificant shit-hole of city called Trenton. Thats the capital of New Jersey for those who don't know. Terrible place, avoid at all costs.

 

[Peteron]

Hey there Escapist!

Here is a trivia question for you.

Where are YOU from? (From meaning which part of the world, not country)

Once you select your choice, explain to me what country are you from and what you like about it!

Thanks!

(P.s: I am from North America and live in Canada and I love my country because we have Bioware!)

EDIT: Sorry, forgot my brothers and sisters from another mother down under!

Yes, but you must not forget you also spawned the beast known as Justin Beiber. I am from North 'Murica

 

[Dags90]

I live in (and was born in) a little, insignificant shit-hole of city called Trenton. Thats the capital of New Jersey for those who don't know. Terrible place, avoid at all costs.

Wow. I didn't think anyone actually lived west of Princeton until you got to Pennsylvania. Are you the only one, or are there others?

 

[AfroTree]

UK, more specifically Scotland and I guess I like our uh...History?

I can't really think what I like about Scotland, where I am there is still a conflict which was only relevant in the 1700's, everyone seems to think to have fun they need to get on the ground sick drunk, I can't go out at night without fear of being attacked, there is a good bit of ignorance yet I guess I still like this country and what it could be.

You have just listed the reason why it's so great =D

Who doesn't love that feeling of suspense? :3


OT: Scotland as well :3 and same as the dude I quoted.. :3

 

[thelaughingman]

I live in (and was born in) a little, insignificant shit-hole of city called Trenton. Thats the capital of New Jersey for those who don't know. Terrible place, avoid at all costs.

Wow. I didn't think anyone actually lived west of Princeton until you got to Pennsylvania. Are you the only one, or are there others?

Hah!! Princeton? Is that where you live?

Oh, and to answer your question, no. I'm the only one left alive.

 

[TitanAtlas]

From Portugal's Capital with Love Ladies and Gentleman!!!

 

[devotedsniper]

The West Midlands in England, the chav infested town of Tamworth to be exact oh how i miss you already Stafford, i miss your chav free streets...but don't worry i'll be back september for more uni

 

[Dags90]

Hah!! Princeton? Is that where you live?

Nah, I live in the suburbs. Near Paterson, but not in Paterson, obviously. It's quite nice, convenient to the city without that wet garbage smell.

 

[Mcupobob]

Central Cali USA. Like my state like my country. Not the best in the world but hell home is home.

 

[thelaughingman]

Hah!! Princeton? Is that where you live?

Nah, I live in the suburbs. Near Paterson, but not in Paterson, obviously. It's quite nice, convenient to the city without that wet garbage smell.

Thats good. I was working in Princeton up until recently and it's officially my new vision of hell.

 

[The Apothecarry]

I'm from Microsoftland, aka Redmond, Washington (State), USA. I'm very close to Starbucksistan (Seattle).

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

I'm from the coast of Southern Florida in the US on the North American continent. It never stops raining except when tourists come and flood the beaches. All the rest of the time we have to hide in our homes for fear that Zeus will strike us down with lightning.

 

[Klarinette]

North America, specifically Canada. I love Canada because... just fucking look at it! It's gorgeous.

 

[Amberella]

North America. More specifically, Pennsylvania. Hate it here.

 

[Andrew_Mac]

Spoiler: Fuck Yeah!

This, i like.


I'm from England (rule Britannia bitches) More specifically, i'm from newcastle, land of the geordies.
Where i come from, if you break a leg, you walk it off.
Below zero out side? (thats CELCIUS!!!) Wear shorts and t-shirt and call the women folk soft for wearing coats.
Riots in the street? say to wife, "i'll bring you back somethin' nice pet." and go looting.

we are a peaceful people. But get between us and a bottle of nukey brown (thats brown ale), and its murder time.