Poll: Which ability would you want the most?

[Spacelord]

Photosynthesis if I were considering a career as a military sniper.
Since that's not the case, I guess it's a toss-up between underwater breathing and the double-jump... then again, I can't jump for shit so a double jump won't be much use. So: underwater breathing, definitely!

Who'd pick 'barf on command'?

 

[Queen Michael]

I'm curious as to how someone would find any of the "On Command" options useful.

OT: Probably breathing underwater because it would be the most useful, but spawning pizza would be cool too, and save me a hell of a lot of money at lunch everyday.

Really? You would have more frequent use for breathing underwater than for free food? Why?

 

[SonicKoala]

Well, breathing underwater seemed cool, but I don't like the water anyway, so I ruled that one out. I also thought about photosynthesis, but I really like to eat, so that being said, I went with double jump. That'd be pretty cool... I guess.

 

[silasbufu]

Double jump..then I would have my deserved place in the NBA.

 

[FalloutJack]

Double-Jack. Or, as cool people call it, the Air-Hike. I could be in professional basketball and slam dunk from across the room with that.

 

[Adzma]

Definitely sleep on command. I do all my serious thinking while waiting to sleep, and that's not the best time to be doing it.

 

[Trivun]

Weird choices... anyway, as a university student I'd want to spawn pizza. Then I wouldn't have to spend money on food so I'd be much better off and wouldn't have to dip into my savings all the time

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Spawning pizza definately, assuming I can spawn anything on it that I want... for example, pepperoni, cars, or video games... That would be so win

 

[Swadodragon]

id like photo synthesis because with the ability to create energy via through photosynthesis there would be no need for respiration ie breathing therefore underwater would no longer be a problem also good if ur planning a trip into a hotter climate More AtP for the win say

 

[Emilin_Rose]

breathing underwater without a doubt. as it is i can't swim at all so it removes the most crushing dread i have of the ocean and drowning in it.

 

[wax88]

Photosynthesis if I were considering a career as a military sniper.
Since that's not the case, I guess it's a toss-up between underwater breathing and the double-jump... then again, I can't jump for shit so a double jump won't be much use. So: underwater breathing, definitely!

Who'd pick 'barf on command'?

oh yeah-that'll be like "the end" in MGS3.

 

[robjbroker]

If pizza spawn was unlimited you could solve world hunger or sell it for pure profit.

 

[Soren91]

The gravity-defying double jump of course.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Spawn pizza, cheap and you can make a profit.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Double Jump definitely. People just don't expect that shit.

 

[PlasticTree]

Photosynthesize, by far. The rest is nice and all, but this one would change the world.

 

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Breathing Underwater, because I can already jump high for a white boy.

 

[TBR]

Sneeze On Command

Easily replicated by spawning a pepper pizza in front of your face

Photosynthesize

Spawn, then eat, a pizza.
Who needs sugars? Plants? HA!

Double Jump

There's nothing you can do with double jump that I couldn't do with a large pile of pizzas

Breathing Underwater

I live in Australia. Apart from the Great Barrier Reef, which I SCUBA dive in, the waters here are filled with sharks, stingrays, poisonous jellyfish, english tourists, and many other unpleasant things. Most of which can be defeated with an infinite supply of pizza, but it's best to avoid them all.

Spawn Pizza

Make money EVERY lunch time, solve world hunger, suddenly the UN loves you, everybody gives you money and then BAM you enslave the world.

Watch TV in your Head

spawn pizzas in a TV store until they give you a TV.

Sleep On Command

Why sleep when you can pizza?

Barf on Command with no pain

This might be useful, pizzas can make you fat and becoming burlemic may be seen as an advantage, but I guess that's only if you're not trading the pizzas for healthy food once in a while.



Not only that, but you can go Dr Hax on people.


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*supreme pizza to their face*

 

[Argtee]

Double jump with the Mario jump sound.

That would be awesome!