Poll: Which game this weekend?

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Paragon Fury

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Jan 23, 2009
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So Escapist, I can't decide what I want to do with my long weekend this time. I'm torn between two things; finishing Dragon Age: Inquisition and the DLC, or finally getting my Thief to Level 80 and doing Heart of Thorns in GW2.



In DA:I I'm just after the part where Morrigan comes in and gives you the little speech and and tour of the Elluvian Mirrors and the next main story quest is going into the Forest after Coerphyus. I haven't done any of the DLC yet - nor even killed a Dragon, since I play on Nightmare and even the Level 15 Hinterlands Dragon can totally crap on a Level 19 Party like mine.



In GW2 I've been dragging ass a bit, but I also want to finally get my Thief to Level 80 (currently 65) and start doing Heart of Thorns stuff.

What do GD?
 

tippy2k2

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Mar 15, 2008
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Come on now Paragon, you already know the answer to this. You don't really need a thread to tell you what to do here...

It's obvious that you need to go to an orphanage and adopt two children (the more adorable the better). Now you may have to have some bribe money ready because many orphanages are big on rules and regulations and other whiny bullcrap so keep that in mind. Once you have your two orphans, bring them to The Gladiator Pit (I assume you already have one of these like most normal people but if you don't, ask your friend to borrow theirs you weirdo) and allow them one hour to try out a few weapons on some practice dummies to figure out what they prefer. I doubt I need to say it but no guns obviously; this needs to be a true old school Roman-style fight. Now if you're lucky, one of them will choose a small blade for quickness, obviously the type of a weapon a thief would use and therefore represents Guild Wars (if they do not help you out with an obvious choice, you may just have to flip a coin). Two children enters and one child leaves...

Or you could flip a coin if you want to be boring about it. I haven't played either games so you're on your own for opinions on which one is better.