"In italy they had violence and turbulence and what did that produce? The renaissance, the sistine chapel, da vinvci and some of the greatest scientific and artistic advances in history. In Switzerland the had peace and democracy and 400 years of brotherly love, and what did that produce? the cuckoo clock."
or
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
or
gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room
or
"how tall are you, private"
"5ft 9, sir"
"5ft 9, i didn't know they stacked shit that high"
also from full metal jacket
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?