Poll: Which is the best movie line?

electric_warrior

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"In italy they had violence and turbulence and what did that produce? The renaissance, the sistine chapel, da vinvci and some of the greatest scientific and artistic advances in history. In Switzerland the had peace and democracy and 400 years of brotherly love, and what did that produce? the cuckoo clock."

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room

or

"how tall are you, private"
"5ft 9, sir"
"5ft 9, i didn't know they stacked shit that high"

also from full metal jacket

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
 

MarsProbe

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fix-the-spade said:
I thought kick ass and chew gum was from Duke Nukem?
I think the earliest time I can recall that line being used was in the film They Live, which predates Duke Nukem by quite some time.

Personally, the line at 0:07 here gets my vote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usd4z9rxbys :)
 

Sixties Spidey

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Steampunk muffin said:
buy teh haloz said:
"I gotta take a dump" Cookies to whoever knows what movie that's from.
Pulp Fiction?
The Youth Counselor said:
buy teh haloz said:
"I gotta take a dump" Cookies to whoever knows what movie that's from.
Pulp Fiction?

"ENGLISH ************! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
Agent Larkin said:
buy teh haloz said:
"I gotta take a dump" Cookies to whoever knows what movie that's from.
Austen Powers: The spy who Shagged me? Fat Bastard?
No! So sorry, the correct answer is.... *drum roll*

Doom!
 

teutonicman

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Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.
 

Archereus

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"you never start with the head, it makes them all fuzzy and they don't feel any thing"
his hand gets crushed
hesitation
"see?"
the dark knight, that line gets me every time.
 

Agent Larkin

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Ok this is more of a scene but I just remebered it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZRwDft6eI

Would post it as vid but vid posts never work for me.
 

Aunel

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"My aim is not that good, that's why I use big bullets"-Hellboy2,
not sure if this was it exactly, but close enough.
 

Nouw

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"You kill anything with more than two legs do you get me?"
"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?"
"Kill 'em All!"
Starship Troopers 1 Priceless.
"Abe, I siad Abe!"
Hell-Boy 2 Funny-as
 

Gunner 51

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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" The Italian Job.
"Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes" Zulu
"See you at the party, Richter!" Total Recall
 

DannyBoy451

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Dante: Thirty-seven! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!

Customer: In a row?

From Clerks, possibly the best movie ever made.
 

wewontdie11

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Skizle said:
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
"Oh yea well try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot... HEY YOU GET BACK HERE!"

I love Clerks.

"We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sakes. What the fuck were we training to be, Batmen?" Randal hehe

Some other favourites:

"Aww man I shot Marvin in the face."

"Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
 

Nincompoop

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In Shooter, I think it was something like; "Your morale compass is so fucked up, I'll be surprised if you find your way to the parking lot."

Hiiilarious xP...
 

DueAccident

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"Say hello to my little friend!" is what I was hoping would be on the poll, so...That one!

Love it, love the movie.